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23rd Jan 2018, 6:00 AM
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Now You Hit Me
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Newbiespud 23rd Jan 2018, 6:00 AM edit delete
Artist: ChrisTheS

Alternate punchline:
Pinkie Pie: WAAAAIIIIT!! You have to tell us: Is bloodied Blueblood's blood blue? THIS IS VITALLY IMPORTANT!


Digo Dragon 23rd Jan 2018, 6:33 AM edit delete reply
Digo Dragon
Panel 3's pouty-lip AJ is my favorite. "Oh y'know, the usual." :D

Rule-wise I'd probably go with concealment.
True Hitoare 23rd Jan 2018, 7:01 AM edit delete reply
I don't see the "weird rules situation" in this circumstance? In 4e, invisibility doesn't prevent you from knowing what square a creature occupies. It gives total concealment (-5 to hit for melee/ranged), combat advantage against enemies you can see that can't see you, and immunity to opportunity attacks from enemies that can't see you. You need to actively be Hidden from using Stealth to prevent people from knowing what square you're in, and even then, the other party members could indeed point out what square he's in.
ANW 23rd Jan 2018, 7:14 AM edit delete reply
First of Pinks, no it's still red.

Story time
Favorite villain that your group(s) has come across.
Zorro362 23rd Jan 2018, 8:09 AM edit delete reply
Favorite villain, was an lightsaber wielding evil demon Ronald ragen.
We managed to cut off the hand with the light saber in battle, and we thus obtained our favorite joke. loot, “ regans cold dead hand”
Digo Dragon 23rd Jan 2018, 8:36 AM edit delete reply
Digo Dragon
Astraxia the red dragoness. Favorite in that the party first met her during the Expedition to Castle Ravenloft module when she was trapped in the form of an elf. She had bard levels, which helped the party get through the module (with only one death, impressive). Once she regained her dragon form, she bid the party farewell to go take over a small country and half the PCs wanted to join her as her minion for the adventure. O.o
aylatrigger 23rd Jan 2018, 9:31 AM edit delete reply
Orc. Name: Orc. Race: Orc. Gender: Orc. Class: Cleric.

Orc is the High Priest of Bahgtru, the Orc God of Stupidity (and loyalty and strength...look it up!). He has 1 Intelligence, most of which is used to know broken Orcish.
This was not an intentional villain. The players were sent on a quest/assignment for a language class. They were supposed to explore the town and write about what languages were spoken. They decided on the temple district, which had temples to all gods in multiple pantheons (...I collect them in a spreadsheet as a hobby. Most come from D&D pantheons or tv tropes pantheons). I told the party, 'okay, all priests usually will speak any native languages of their main followers and common...except the priest to Bahgtru, the Orc God of Stupidity.' ...So of course the party decided to go there. No one in the party spoke Orc.
Bahgtru is CE, so of course his high priest was too. Orc threw a teapot at the party and chased them out of the temple, while speaking angry Orc (which one of the players rp'ed for fun). The players decided not to continue provoking a 20th level evil character that we couldn't talk with.

So the party went to the merchant district. They got a meeting with the head of the merchant guild, and interviewed him about languages while he kept trying to get the party to sell him their organs. The party was just leaving, when...Orc came in. Orc started talking to a pillar. The pillar convinced him to sell his liver. So he stabbed his eye with the handle of a knife in an attempt to get his liver out. He got a bad deal on the sale.

As the adventure continued, Orc kept popping up. Orc never was able to successfully attack the party, and we decided that all his 20 levels were gotten from roleplay exp. Orc was able to somehow survive off of shear stupidity, and occasionally break the laws of physics as well. He lost count of himself once, and ended up multiplying into multiple Orcs. After one adventure ended up with the party knocked out cold, we woke up and Orc had married us all off. The teacher was married to his stalker. The wu-jen warforged TA was married to his alternate self, a barbarian toaster with the voice of GlaDOS. Also multiple party members had been married to the hero