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Meet the New Boss
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Newbiespud 20th Feb 2018, 6:00 AM edit delete
Newbiespud
It took me until the last pass to remember Oh yeah, this was a Mass Effect 2 thing and I've already established Rainbow Dash as a BioWare player, so I can just directly reference Lair of the Shadow Broker.

Which I'm kind of weirdly ashamed of, because I was that guy who went through the entire original trilogy nearly six times to see all the classes, choices, romances, and butterfly effects. You'd think I wouldn't be coy about it.

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Digo Dragon 20th Feb 2018, 6:12 AM edit delete reply
Digo Dragon
See also the Dread Pirate Roberts effect. It's quite a good opportunity if you're prepared to invest.
WuseMajor 20th Feb 2018, 10:43 PM edit delete reply
I saw a T-Shirt that had a skull and crossbones on it and said "I am Dread Pirate Roberts #34796. Ask me about Franchise Opportunities in your area!" It massively amused me.
Digo Dragon 21st Feb 2018, 6:58 AM edit delete reply
Digo Dragon
I've seen that in bumper sticker form. I too was amused.
RandomRex6 20th Feb 2018, 6:26 AM edit delete reply
And with how loud Pinkie was, they now need to buy the silence of Pony Joe. Assuming he's not Con Mane...
Dragonflight 20th Feb 2018, 9:19 AM edit delete reply
I'd expect Pony Joe would just give Pinkie a sly grin, and say, "You *clearly* don't know about Sunny Sky and her midnight donut runs."

To which of course, Celestia blushes, Twilight giggles, and the other ponies dogpile the Princess for details.
Guest 20th Feb 2018, 7:26 AM edit delete reply
She stole the Thieves Guild.

Now that's meta.
Blyndpwn 20th Feb 2018, 8:41 AM edit delete reply
And the heist of the century. Seriously, I can't think of anything harder to steal than an entire organization dedicated to theft itself.
Guest 20th Feb 2018, 10:37 AM edit delete reply
It might be dedicated to theft itself, but not theft *of* itself. That'd be the government's specialty, so Celestia had a homefield advantage.