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4th Aug 2018, 6:00 AM
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Revolving Doormat
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Newbiespud 4th Aug 2018, 6:00 AM edit delete
Newbiespud
Hmmm... Story Time, maybe? Any stories about conquering your fears in-game or out?

30 Comments:

Cygnia 4th Aug 2018, 6:03 AM edit delete reply
Awww...you're not a doormat, Fluttershy. Anxiety is tough.
you know that guy 4th Aug 2018, 2:10 PM edit delete reply
"Rarity I thought you said you wanted to be a doormat?"

"There are many types of doormats!"
Discord 4th Aug 2018, 6:10 AM edit delete reply
What do you do with a scared butterfly?
What do you do with a scared butterfly?
What do you do with a scared butterfly?
Toss her back into the gaaa~me.
Greenhornet 4th Aug 2018, 6:33 AM edit delete reply
Bug her a bit until she's willing.
Bug her a bit until she's willing.
Bug her a bit until she's willing.
'N' toss her back in the gaaa-me!
Discord 4th Aug 2018, 7:13 AM edit delete reply
Give her something cute to calm her down.
Give her something cute to calm her down.
Give her something cute to calm her down.
'N' toss her back into the gaaa~me.
BackSet 4th Aug 2018, 6:50 AM edit delete reply
BackSet
I'm going to have to arrest you on account of this actually being extremely irritating.
Discord 4th Aug 2018, 7:09 AM edit delete reply
Hello. My name is Discord Q Lancie.
But I thought you already knew that.
Waffle Sorter 4th Aug 2018, 9:20 AM edit delete reply
The problem is that the last lines - and the last set of first lines - don't fit the meter of the original without multiple syllables on the same beat somewhere.

"Ear-lye in the morning" is six syllables; "toss her back into the game" (without any ands or extensions of the last word) is seven.

(This is a distressingly common issue in internet song parodies, and one that irritates me more than should be warranted.)
Anvildude 4th Aug 2018, 10:20 AM