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Newbiespud 2nd Oct 2018, 6:00 AM edit delete
Newbiespud
Of all the things I've used sub-panels for, zooming in on Twilight's distant expressions in the bottom row might be my new favorite.

37 Comments:

Rastaba 2nd Oct 2018, 6:04 AM edit delete reply
Rastaba
Hehehe. Nah. Weather flavored food would be Thunder Storm spaghetti or wildfire pizza. Neither of which I recommend, you just zap your tongue and scorch the roof of your mouth. Provided you survive.
Digo Dragon 2nd Oct 2018, 6:12 AM edit delete reply
Digo Dragon
I recall the dangers mixing weather and food from the film Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.
Platonix 2nd Oct 2018, 6:39 AM edit delete reply
I recall it from the original book, which had a less pleasant ending than (I assume) the movie had.
Digo Dragon 2nd Oct 2018, 7:13 AM edit delete reply
Digo Dragon
Well, being a kid-friendly family movie, it pretty much was as pleasant as you could really get. The only way it could get more sugary goodness would be a musical number. :o

Though the peanut allergy scene was a bit creepy.
Winged Cat 2nd Oct 2018, 9:57 AM edit delete reply
Winged Cat
But it's just so efficient! Weather helps grow crops which are then harvested and turned into food. Why not skip those middle steps?

(Ironic answer: because creating stuff like spaghetti and pizza is a complex process. Weather is closer to destruction than creation: large, blunt, undirected force. So food-weather actually introduces more order than ordinary weather. Nice job, deity of chaos!)

I checked, and "Wildfire Pizza" is a name used by some pizza shops. "Thunder Storm Spaghetti" gets "spaghetti plots" of storms.
Digo Dragon 2nd Oct 2018, 1:42 PM edit delete reply
Digo Dragon
Now I'm imagining a druid in the style of chef Gordon Ramsey, with spells like Call Linguine and Iced Coffee Storm.
Wulfraed 3rd Oct 2018, 5:43 AM edit delete reply
What would Conjure Beef Wellington do? Put boots on cattle?
ZhonLord 3rd Oct 2018, 1:22 PM edit delete reply
I'm reminded of the cgi Ratatouille movie, when they get hit by lightning and it flavors a mushroom the main character's trying to cook.

"What would you call this?!"
"Lightning...y?"
"...Yeah, it tastes LIGHTNINGY!"
Chakat Firepaw 10th Oct 2018, 4:00 PM edit delete reply
Conjure Beef Wellington would summon a Napoleonic British Field Martial from a furry universe.

I mean, isn't it obvious?
Zeeth 3rd Oct 2018, 5:44 PM edit delete reply
That'd be a Pastamancer or Sauceror from Kingdom of Loathing.
Space Jawa 2nd Oct 2018, 6:04 AM edit delete reply
It is a pretty great use of sub-panels.
Departure_Dave 2nd Oct 2018, 6:21 AM edit delete reply
It looks almost like she's got a (tear?) under her right eye.
ThatGuest 2nd Oct 2018, 6:09 AM edit delete reply
What if....there is no Discord and the DM has just been pulling a Gollum/Smeagle this whole time with everyone playing along while the SWAT team gets set up outside? That's why AJ doesn't want to accidentally cheat the curse, the DM has been waving around a shotgun this whole time with one eye twitching! It's so obvious now.
Eee,,,Nope 2nd Oct 2018, 6:23 AM edit delete reply
Discord appeared in front of them, with the normal DM also there and with a costume, so I don't think so
ThatGuest 2nd Oct 2018, 8:01 AM edit delete reply
"Discord" is clearly just a puppet in one hand and a pistol in the other. The DM has gone full Scarface and Ventriloquist. What we're seeing is what the DMs broken mind is visualizing.
Randonimity 2nd Oct 2018, 9:40 AM edit delete reply
Head-canon accepted.
Winged Cat 2nd Oct 2018, 9:58 AM edit delete reply
Winged Cat
Given the weapons supposed, wouldn't that be head cannon? ;)
ThatGuest 2nd Oct 2018, 10:16 AM edit delete reply
You should have used 'hand cannon'. I hope you feel ashamed of yourself for that kind of rookie mistake.
Winged Cat 2nd Oct 2018, 10:19 AM edit delete reply
Winged Cat
No, no, Randonimity was clearly talking about head. I meant this sort of head cannon.
ThatGuest 2nd Oct 2018, 11:32 AM edit delete reply
Well we're just going to have to go to pun court over this. I hope you have a good lawyer, I doubt it though since there are no good lawyers! Mwahahaha!
HappyEevee 2nd Oct 2018, 1:16 PM edit delete reply
But if you should want some 'hand cannons,' here's what you want:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YIIUtUKm3g
CCC 2nd Oct 2018, 11:49 PM edit delete reply
Ah, but at least once DiscorDM has been in one room (dealing with Rarity) while the main DM has been in another (dealing with everyone else).
ThatGuest 3rd Oct 2018, 5:10 AM edit delete reply
Easy, they were sticking the puppet in the room while they talked to the rest.
FanOfMostEverything 2nd Oct 2018, 6:21 AM edit delete reply
"Repeating the same gag doesn't seem very chaotic."
"I could always make it acid. Or lava."
"Chocolate milk is fine!"
Space Jawa 2nd Oct 2018, 11:46 AM edit delete reply
What about icee snow? Or gummiebear hail?
Discord 2nd Oct 2018, 6:23 AM edit delete reply
Back to tormenting the commenters.
DuoScratch 2nd Oct 2018, 6:47 AM edit delete reply
Or are they tormenting you, with all their cries of playing foul? ;p
Classic Steve 2nd Oct 2018, 6:51 AM edit delete reply
He doesn't cite Tay Zonday as an inspiration?
Newbiespud 2nd Oct 2018, 8:27 AM edit delete reply
Newbiespud
Scrapped line:
Discord GM: And, y'know. Memes.

Nah, he'd never admit to that.
HappyEevee 2nd Oct 2018, 1:14 PM edit delete reply
The best use of memes is never admitting to your use of memes. Like the time one of our GMs had us crossing a wide grasslands only to be ambushed by some large boa constrictors, vipers, and cobras.

That's right: we were fighting snakes on a plain.
ChaoticBrain 2nd Oct 2018, 5:21 PM edit delete reply
Was it a Monday-to-Friday journey?
khyrin 3rd Oct 2018, 1:31 AM edit delete reply
How about Fixing the encounter table?
Dire Badgers, Dire Badgers, Dire Badgers, Myconid, Myconid.
Needling Haystacks 2nd Oct 2018, 10:06 AM edit delete reply
Chocolate Rain also gives a chance to transition to a song. :P

So does Pizza Rain, though. Wait, wrong show. :P
Stephen 2nd Oct 2018, 11:25 AM edit delete reply
Couldn't you have used enhance to make those expressions clearer?
Wordy Guest 3rd Oct 2018, 7:45 AM edit delete reply
So discord is leaving, but I assume DiscorDM is going to stay around right? I mean if Larry thought the elements were in the maze and they were not, that means they don't know were they are, so DiscorDM will need to be there to tell the party when they find them.
happy wheels 14th Oct 2018, 10:03 PM edit delete reply
Page 1124 with great content and attractive.
hansara911 12th Nov 2018, 9:27 PM edit delete reply
I hope you have a good lawyer
happy wheels