Twilight Sparkle: 28 for Arcana!
Discord GM: Well, Applejack? Is that enough incentive to pull you out of the curse?
Applejack: Oh, sure, put this all on me– YES, YES, of COURSE it is! Discor'dsgonnawarpPonyvillesobadthatwewon'tbeabletoreachhimevenwiththeElements! Iknowbecauseheshowedmethewholeplanandthat'showhebaitedmeintogettingcursedinthefirstplace!
Twilight Sparkle: Um… You wanna slow down there, Applejack?
Pinkie Pie: Even I couldn't parse that jabber!
Applejack: <grrooooaan> Sorry, Ah've just been holdin' that in for so dang long… Discord showed me every step of his plan in exchange for my "truth." He said "Ponyville will become Discord's capital, and its warped space will keep us away."
Twilight Sparkle: Oh, so there it is. His masterstroke in the background. And that's how we get a campaign.
Rainbow Dash: If he's warping it with chaos, can't we just rainbow-nuke it??
DM: That's the question, isn't it?