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Newbiespud 2nd May 2019, 6:00 AM edit delete
Newbiespud
Something I didn't notice in this scene until I went frame-by-frame: While Ocellus is talking, Yona takes a bite of chips, then buffs her hoof-nails on her chest to brush off the crumbs. It's surprisingly adorable from a character I already thought was adorable as heck.

24 Comments:

FanOfMostEverything 2nd May 2019, 6:05 AM edit delete reply
Never underestimate the power of paperwork. Remember, Al Capone was ultimately convicted for tax evasion.
Digo Dragon 2nd May 2019, 6:30 AM edit delete reply
Digo Dragon
I once busted a Shadowrunner team because the rigger's fake license plate was expired. The fact it was fake never got flagged in the system. It was just expired by a month and when the Lonestar officer wrote the rigger a citation, he noticed the guns and open booze bottles in the car. It escalated from there to spending a night in jail waiting for their fixer to bail them out. XD
ANW 2nd May 2019, 6:27 AM edit delete reply
Fill in the blanks.
Best one gets a fantasy prize.

You are a master _________ when you can _________.
ANW 2nd May 2019, 6:31 AM edit delete reply
Pickpocket

Take not just their money but the undergarments as well, and they don't notice it until they are home.
Classic Steve 2nd May 2019, 7:47 AM edit delete reply
"I thought I felt a little flimsy." --The Cocoanuts
Summoned Singer 2nd May 2019, 10:02 AM edit delete reply
Summoned Singer
Gonna bounce off yours and say that a master pickpocket should be able to add underwear to someone who's commando without them noticing until they get home.
aylatrigger 2nd May 2019, 10:10 PM edit delete reply
Or at least: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iHvWZacfBoI
Anvildude 2nd May 2019, 8:49 AM edit delete reply
Oooh... I got a dirty one... But do I post it? It's only contexturally dirty, though...
Newbiespud 2nd May 2019, 10:10 AM edit delete reply
Newbiespud
I'm gonna say better safe than sorry.
Malroth 2nd May 2019, 2:01 PM edit delete reply
Malroth
I'm pretty sure my first thought was of the same one.
Wulfraed 3rd May 2019, 8:06 AM edit delete reply
Let me guess -- the second blank involves talking worms to tie themselves on hooks...
Winged Cat 2nd May 2019, 10:42 AM edit delete reply
Winged Cat
comic artist

put up 3 good comics each and every week (including attracting good guest comics for when you're on break) for just shy of 8 years
Guest 2nd May 2019, 11:33 AM edit delete reply
Sword

Slay Ganon.
ChaoticBrain 2nd May 2019, 1:05 PM edit delete reply
of Disguise

destroy Dana Carvey's career
Guest 2nd May 2019, 9:51 PM edit delete reply
You are a master _infiltrator_ when _the people you betrayed try to hire you back as their leader_.
Amneiger 3rd May 2019, 11:03 PM edit delete reply
Let me guess - insects are good at sneaking under
places and making themselves at home?
aylatrigger 2nd May 2019, 10:18 PM edit delete reply
Munchkin
Kill the tarrasque (permanently or repetitively) at level 1 with no banned resources and no tricks that you saw someone else do.
Or
Become a god before 10th level for no story reason.
Or
You are immune to all forms of death and/or attacks, and can deal more damage than the rest of the party combined.

...I could go on. I think I am only 90% munchkin by these standards.
andreas002 2nd May 2019, 11:09 PM edit delete reply
andreas002
Level 10? A build I made in Pathfinder (D&D 3.75), the Painter Wizard, can kill all the gods by level 5. Using an exponentially growing army of Cthulhus. The PF gods aren't statted so they're a lot harder to kill than in 3.5, but there is a lore precedent of a Demon Lord (+ an Army of Demons) ascending by killing a god.

Though since I'd never actually play something like that, I probably lose a bunch of Munchkin points.
aylatrigger 2nd May 2019, 10:23 PM edit delete reply
For the other 'types':
Roleplayer: Your party members actually call you by your character's name.
Real Man: Same as the munchkin with being immune to damage and dealing more than the rest of the party, but it only seems like it through shear guts.
Loony: You either make the gm quit due to your antics or have them start applying Toon rules to the game to keep up with you.
Malroth 3rd May 2019, 3:43 AM edit delete reply
Malroth
Concidering my current character is an Evil Telepathic Housecat who uses mind powers to steal fish and get belly rubs. I think i fit at least 51%in the looney category.

(I also abuse Psycic reformation to legally get away with Quantum Character Sheet so There's a bit of munchkin there in the mix)
Solitary Performance 3rd May 2019, 10:06 AM edit delete reply
I'm gonna fill in with 'diplomatic thief' and 'convince someone they're getting the better end of the deal when you get everything, and they get nothing.'
Guest 4th May 2019, 2:44 PM edit delete reply
Webcomic author

Do half as well as Newbiespud.
The plan 2nd May 2019, 4:09 PM edit delete reply
Any time when you are after the bad guy (or girl) and suddenly one ask "What is the evil plan?" and stop because no one know the evil plan?
Guest 7th May 2019, 11:06 AM edit delete reply
Yona, be sure to keep quiet when you do.