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Newbiespud 18th May 2019, 6:00 AM edit delete
Newbiespud
It was the only natural outcome, really.

We've got another odd one-shot Spudventure this week! In the style of a Saturday morning cartoon, it's Agents of COURSE in the All Outta Bubblegum system, run by our own Space Jawa!
Spudventures - Agents of COURSE: Podcast | Video

18 Comments:

Gamemaster80 18th May 2019, 6:11 AM edit delete reply
You'd think at least one of them would say "Oh...I don't like the look on the GM's face"
ANW 18th May 2019, 6:27 AM edit delete reply
Different ways a GM would say "This is a bad idea, you're sure you want to do this?"
Pablo360 18th May 2019, 6:32 AM edit delete reply
Pablo360
Hey listen if I didn't know this was a bad idea I wouldn't be playing a character with a negative Wisdom modifier
samuraitiger19 18th May 2019, 1:41 PM edit delete reply
Ooooookay if that's what you're going to do... *rools dice*
Guest 18th May 2019, 4:20 PM edit delete reply
"Sure, I was hoping to try that Pokemon tabletop sometime soon."

"I guess you could, but I don't know what we'd do for the rest of the night."

"Sooo, how many of you *didn't* have your immediate family killed off in your backstories? Any close relatives who could get some hand-me-downs? Of hands?"

"Excuse me, I need to find more dice." (Steps outside to laugh for ten minutes.)

"Hypothetically speaking, if you had to make a new character five turns from now, who would they be?"

"The blazing embodiment of the netherrealms, whom space itself contorts around as it screams in pain, agrees to end his bloody rampage, and sheaths his sword. In all of you, simultaneously, because space."

"The illithid looks at you with mild revulsion, as though you'd thought something very, very unwise, and it was reconsidering its dinner plans."

"The necromancer lord clasps his hands together, and looks entirely too pleased with your proposition."
Digo Dragon 19th May 2019, 11:24 AM edit delete reply
Digo Dragon
"Just because it's a bad idea doesn't mean we won't have a good time."
Colin 20th May 2019, 5:52 PM edit delete reply
"Are you sure? The price is doubled."

And then I bought the Wondrous Item that cured anything once a day, and inadvertently derailed the next encounter, with a character who would have died the moment we met him.
TheStratovarian 18th May 2019, 8:13 AM edit delete reply
TheStratovarian
Charge has to happen before "Run awaaaay!" can
Toric 18th May 2019, 9:21 AM edit delete reply
Wow, a rare sighting of the reclusive “Doogal” reference. I should buy a lottery ticket
Zaranthan 20th May 2019, 4:41 AM edit delete reply
Attack! Attack!

Retreat! RETREEEEAAAT!
Composer99 18th May 2019, 3:16 PM edit delete reply
The DM didn't say, "are you really sure?", so it's all good.
Solitary Performance 18th May 2019, 4:11 PM edit delete reply
I'll chime in with several other people on the whole, "Can't bravely run away if you haven't engaged the enemy yet" deal.
ChosenChaos 20th May 2019, 2:41 AM edit delete reply
Sir Robin and Rincewind would definitely disagree with you if they hadn't already disappeared over the horizon...
Solitary Performance 20th May 2019, 9:42 PM edit delete reply
Well, I'll have to catch up to them eventually, I am a bard, we're good at hiding and not being where danger is. Those two, though, especially Rincewind, have taken running away into an art form the likes of which few people have seen (pun not intended, but gladly realized after being written).
JehanCriec 18th May 2019, 5:50 PM edit delete reply
The word our dear DM is looking for is a long drawn out "Excelllllllllent"

Preferably accompanied by steepled fingers and a... 'reassuring' grin
SB 18th May 2019, 9:51 PM edit delete reply
Ah, the Gendo pose.
HoHa 19th May 2019, 5:24 AM edit delete reply
Aaaand now I'm up to speed again. Been reading through the whole comic again and it has been a delightfull experience. I've loved going trough all the arcs again, It gets such a different flow when you binge it compared to when you read it page by page as it updates.
Nexus 20th May 2019, 6:13 PM edit delete reply
Ah well, ya know this was supposed to be a midway refresher. Time for that soft reset *cackles*