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6th Sep 2011, 6:00 AM
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Get Thee to a Distillery
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Newbiespud 6th Sep 2011, 6:00 AM edit delete
Newbiespud
This comic has required reading.

29 Comments:

Anon 6th Sep 2011, 6:37 AM edit delete reply
Poor Applejack. She just wanted to introduce herself and look what happened.
Guest 6th Sep 2011, 7:02 AM edit delete reply
Looks like her introduction... *puts on sunglasses* ...Just got jacked.

YYYYYEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH!
Guest 6th Sep 2011, 8:10 AM edit delete reply
With the name Applejack, you're going to get teased regardless of the players.

Older players: The alcoholic beverage
Younger players: The breakfast cereal (that doesn't actually taste like apples)
kriss1989 6th Sep 2011, 11:17 AM edit delete reply
Or with me, both.
Tatsurou 18th Apr 2014, 12:54 PM edit delete reply
Tatsurou
kriss, I now have the mental image of you pouring applejack over your Apple Jacks.
Erin Palette 6th Sep 2011, 8:31 AM edit delete reply
Strip by strip, my vision of the D&D Ponyverse becomes more canonical.... mwahahahahaah. This pleases me. >:D
Kriss1989 6th Sep 2011, 11:36 AM edit delete reply
You're not so lucky. You've been sentenced to serve three years in a minimum security punitentury.
John 6th Sep 2011, 12:42 PM edit delete reply
Well played, Clerks... well played
Hio590 6th Sep 2011, 12:44 PM edit delete reply
Hio590
No more....I'm sorry for everything, just, no more...
Limey Lassen 6th Sep 2011, 8:14 PM edit delete reply
So is her preferred enemy apples?

Or is that her preferred weapon?

Or... both...?
TheDoomBug 6th Sep 2011, 9:02 PM edit delete reply
Melee bonus against trees?
DragonTrainer 6th Sep 2011, 9:28 PM edit delete reply
DragonTrainer
Bonus on bluff, listen, sense motive, spot, and survival checks, too. Those crafty apples might be up to something and need to be hunted down. >_>
Colin 12th Oct 2013, 11:33 PM edit delete reply
I'd just assumed that she'd get those bonuses to different skills instead, since apples can't exactly make Bluff, Move Silently, Hide, Listen, Spot, or Sense Motive checks... maybe Profession (cook), (farmer), etc. to cultivate trees, harvest apples, then bake, mash, or otherwise prep 'em. ^_^
...now I'm hungry for applesauce.
Newbiespud 7th Sep 2011, 11:29 PM edit delete reply
Newbiespud
In all fairness, I can't claim ownership of the logic.
Candlewick 29th Dec 2014, 11:28 PM edit delete reply
She's an apple treekin, maybe?
DrNazus 24th Sep 2011, 3:25 AM edit delete reply
I don't always drink spirits, but when I do, I drink brandy.
Newbiespud 24th Sep 2011, 4:34 AM edit delete reply
Newbiespud
The line I almost wrote, word-for-word.
Colin 12th Oct 2013, 11:37 PM edit delete reply
...huh. I actually read that instead of what was written. Right up until the 3rd recheck after reading the comments, even. -_- Failed Decipher Script check much...
Lugbzurg 25th Sep 2011, 8:19 PM edit delete reply
I always thought about the cereal, myself. Then, somepony pointed out that there's an alcoholic drink of the same name.

Sheesh, I'll never get it out of my head, now!
Wild_Heart 26th Sep 2011, 10:39 AM edit delete reply
I can't stand Applejack.

Honestly, it tastes like someone took a really strong vodka and decided to say it was Cider. If there's any actual apple taste in it, I can't tell.

That said, I love vodka. Just not false advertising.
leafia6 11th Oct 2011, 11:13 AM edit delete reply
Don't you just LOVE parental bonuses?
PikalaxALT 25th Oct 2011, 10:34 AM edit delete reply
Rarity is the most interesting pony in the world.
Anonymous 14th Feb 2012, 2:34 AM edit delete reply
Kinda funny that Pinkie Pie's comment, "Ooh! I LOVE good applejack!" in the comic came way before the episode "The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000" aired that establishes her as the pony who always gets to be first in line to buy cider from Sweet Apple Acres during cider season.
Mudcrab King 5th Aug 2012, 11:20 PM edit delete reply
I cant resist reading everything they say in the characters voices.
Dusk Raven 21st Aug 2012, 5:17 PM edit delete reply
Same here. Kind of amusing to imagine each actual character in this campaign...
Summercat 13th Nov 2012, 4:53 PM edit delete reply
I don't know if anyone would even notice this comment, but waaaay before FiM, I made a character nicknamed Applejack after the booze.

WAAY before FiM. ;_;

/Private Investigator Red Husky.
Summoned Singer 7th Jun 2014, 10:11 AM edit delete reply
Summoned Singer
Applejack the pony was actually around in gen1, being the only character that Hasbro kept the copyright for. All of the other characters are based off of characters from that gen. Twilight Sparkle is Twilight, Rainbow Dash is Firefly, Fluttershy is Posey, Pinkie Pie is Surprise, and Rarity is Sparkler.
Sailorleo 21st Jun 2014, 2:36 PM edit delete reply
They maintained the copyright on Spike too
Steampunk-Pony 29th Dec 2014, 10:58 AM edit delete reply
I'm french, and I have to mention that... the true word is "connaisseurs".