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7th Nov 2020, 6:00 AM in A Canterlot Wedding, Part 2
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Newbiespud 7th Nov 2020, 6:00 AM edit delete
Newbiespud
And now we're hopping up all the way to Season 9 for Sparkle's Seven! Man, we had a nice long streak of sticking to one or two episodes (for in-character events) for a while there. But now we're back off the rails.

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18 Comments:

ANW 7th Nov 2020, 7:08 AM edit delete reply
But part of the fun is never knowing which episode you'll take things from.
BackSet 7th Nov 2020, 10:36 AM edit delete reply
At least you haven't had to call in extra help to make fake screencaps yet (not that I'm dissing fake screencaps. Those looked really damn good).
Ransom4 7th Nov 2020, 10:53 AM edit delete reply
Ransom4
This development caught me by surprise! I’m rather behind on some of the later season episodes but this I did see and liked quite a bit.
Digo Dragon 7th Nov 2020, 11:28 AM edit delete reply
Digo Dragon
Just hit the guard with a hallucinogenic drug and then throw your filly Jedi at them.
Enigmatic Jack 7th Nov 2020, 9:33 PM edit delete reply
In Shadowrun, my long-running character was a doctor who's on the run from a corp boss that thinks my character killed his brother. Most of my weapons are non-lethal, with tranq darts being my go-to.

Eventually, though, we needed something that would act as a distraction. So I worked with some R&D guys and came up with Stormbringer rounds. Still uses a narcojet gun, but the chemical compound is a mix of a tranq (to knock them out for a few minutes), an Android drug (so they don't remember being trained), and high-purity LSD. We cleaned out contraband from a warehouse and by the time hardcore security got there the rent-a-cop watching the place was so far gone there was NO useful info forthcoming.
Your Solution 7th Nov 2020, 2:33 PM edit delete reply
So, Rainbow Dash suggested the hitman answer, knock him and hide the body in a dumpster... Any of you have a different solution?
CCC 7th Nov 2020, 11:17 PM edit delete reply
Back door. Just ignore the publicly guarded front entrance, and head in through the back door.

What's that? There isn't a back door?

That's what the pickaxe is for. There will be a back door shortly...
BackSet 8th Nov 2020, 1:42 PM edit delete reply
Why would you use a pickaxe? Dynamite is clearly the better choice.
Bastet 9th Nov 2020, 9:56 AM edit delete reply
The stealthiest
GD 9th Nov 2020, 10:03 AM edit delete reply
WHAT WAS THAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER HOW STEALTHY I'M BEING.
A runabout! I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!
CosmicPlatonix 10th Nov 2020, 11:09 AM edit delete reply
This reference drives me to drink!
Eroraf 7th Nov 2020, 7:31 PM edit delete reply
Oh dear Celestia, not this flankhole.
ChaoticBrain 8th Nov 2020, 3:28 PM edit delete reply
If you have a hole in your thigh, you should see a doctor.
Wulfraed 9th Nov 2020, 7:30 AM edit delete reply
Doctor Chrysalis, I seem to have a hole in my... Oh...


Hmmm... In the show itself, as I recall, this unshaven guard is Fluttershy's brother -- who is a bit infatuated with Rainbow Dash.
kimjongunbabbies 9th Nov 2020, 11:13 AM edit delete reply
Imagine if RD has to seduce the guard as in the canon, only to find out much later that he's Fluttershy's brother. And now he has a major crush on Rainbow Dash for macking on him.

Shudder.
Ransom4 9th Nov 2020, 2:14 PM edit delete reply
Ransom4
Ha! That's too perfect!

And remember, Dash interacting with Zephyr was Ashleigh Ball's special request for that episode!
Xencarn 9th Nov 2020, 3:53 AM edit delete reply
Dash in the last panel is the ultimate #mood, not going to lie.