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23rd Aug 2012, 6:00 AM
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Calm Before the Storm
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Newbiespud 23rd Aug 2012, 6:00 AM edit delete
In today's comments, tell a story about attacking mid-monologue! We've previously had discussion on how players tend to care little for monologues (villain and otherwise), and a few anecdotes of this nature were shared at that time, but it hasn't been specifically requested. Let's see what happens.


Berserkas 23rd Aug 2012, 6:01 AM edit delete reply
They see me trolling, they hating...
Raxon 23rd Aug 2012, 6:03 AM edit delete reply
HP, exit stage left.
PikalaxALT 23rd Aug 2012, 7:41 AM edit delete reply
Oh, that was smart. Brilliant, even.
Zarhon 23rd Aug 2012, 1:12 PM edit delete reply
Exit, Pursued by a Dragon.
Zuche 24th Aug 2012, 6:35 AM edit delete reply
Best stage direction ever.
Oblivious 23rd Aug 2012, 6:06 AM edit delete reply
Attacking mid-monologue? That's an easy one. We launched our gnome rogue out of a cannon, right at an enemy commander while he was prepping his half-orc mercenary band to assail what ended up being our home base, an ancient keep, completely overrun with foliage in the middle of nowhere. I believe his last words were: "Is that a flying gn--? No, it can't be; they can't possible be that stup-- *SQUISH!*"

Good times.
Destrustor 23rd Aug 2012, 6:44 AM edit delete reply
Wow, that must have been a very small commander, to get squished by a gnome.
Did you strap the gnome to a boulder or something? Did the gnome even survive?
Digo 23rd Aug 2012, 7:54 AM edit delete reply
Small masses like Gnomes just have to be fired at faster velocities. A kobold at suficient velocity can penetrate the DR of an elder dragon for example... :3
Raxon 23rd Aug 2012, 8:24 AM edit delete