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Newbiespud 18th Dec 2012, 6:00 AM edit delete
Newbiespud
Some leads take you where you want to go. Some result in dead ends.

And others give you some of the information you want, but fade away the moment you need them to be really useful.

55 Comments:

Paragrin 18th Dec 2012, 6:00 AM edit delete reply
Well.
Bootleg 18th Dec 2012, 6:02 AM edit delete reply
Bootleg
Then some players get two questions to ask a spirit, and waste them on worthless questions about the spirits personal life. I hate my players some times.
CJT 18th Dec 2012, 10:04 AM edit delete reply
My favourite, from the old over-powered FR campaign in high school:

[Chaos demigod]: "Nyeeheeheeheehee! I'll answer you three questions, anything at all. But I'll also offer to answer three questions asked by [Big Bad Guy]!"

[PC]: "My first question: What questions did [Big Bad Guy] ask?"

[DM]: "...You bastard."

This was the same campaign where the DM's favourite curse was "damned free-thinking PCs" every time one of the players managed to throw him a severe enough curve-ball. Flan was particularly good at doing that.
Tatsurou 18th Dec 2012, 11:50 AM edit delete reply
How I would have responded to the three questions bit.

Me: What all was said - verbatum - in your conversation with the Big Bad?

This way, for one question, I get not only every question the Big Bad asked, but every answer, AND the Big Bad's vocalised thoughts regarding said answers.
DanielLC 18th Dec 2012, 4:43 PM edit delete reply
How about:

What is the entire verbatum conversation you had with the big bad, followed by the answers to this list of questions?
Jorlem 18th Dec 2012, 6:43 PM edit delete reply
You should have had the Chaos demigod answer by saying something along the lines of "Nothing! I haven't offered him the questions yet! Next two questions?"
ANW 18th Dec 2012, 6:06 AM edit delete reply
Poll time:
no wait, scracth that.
Survay time:
What other forms of jokes whould twilight and her friends get if it wasn't this one.
I did a joke for all 6.
Ha, I thought I ran out of poison joke ideas.
Bonus for RP thier reactions.
Digo 18th Dec 2012, 6:22 AM edit delete reply
Twilight --> "Buffy Speak" (Completely lost her higher language skills)
Applejack --> "Bull's Grace" (Twice as strong, half as dexterous)
Pinkie Pie --> "Punster" (Can only speak in bad puns)
Rarity --> "Ms. Congeniality" (Takes on tomboyish mannerisms)
Fluttershy --> "Loud Howard" (Can only speak in Royal Canterlot Voice)
Rainbow Dash --> "Low Rider" (Moves slow and steady)