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22nd Jan 2013, 6:00 AM
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Author Notes:

Newbiespud 22nd Jan 2013, 6:00 AM edit delete
Yeah, I got nothing in the way of an Author's Note today.

Anything you want to ask me on this page?


Raxon 22nd Jan 2013, 6:03 AM edit delete reply
Good lord. The metaphorical innuendo! There's just so much from which to choose!

I don't even know where to begin. I feel like a stereotype in a stereotypical place! You know the one. This makes me so happy!

Twilight: *sigh* Please, Zecora. Please fix my horn.
Zecora: I'll fix your horn, and earn your respect.
It will stand tall, proud and erect.
Yes, Twilight dear, I'll fix your horn,
so you can cruies the net for-
Twilight: CORN!
Everyone stares.
Twilight: Yes, she was going to say corn. And nothing else.
Zecora: If shouting words is just your way,
Then corn is what I meant to say.
Now help me out, I'm not your maid.
Mama needs to get herself-
Rarity: Thank you, we don't need to elaborate any further.
Zecora: Flying straight is hard for ones
With backward wings, and rock hard-
Rainbow Dash: Okay! We get it!
Zecora: A manly voice, when all is said,
Is good for fillies in your-
Fluttershy: Stop!
Zecora: A spotted tongue, it's like a slap.
It looks just like you've got the-
Pinkie Pie: THLAP!
Zecora: Bigger, Applejack must grow,
So she can be her brother's-
Applejack: SHUT UP!
Applebloom: What was she gonna rhyme all those words with?
Applejack: Ah'll tell ya when yer older.

And as for questions, Spike is in love with Rarity in this, right?

Twilight: I'm glad Spike wasn't here. Zecora is the last person he needs to take dating tips from.
Digo 22nd Jan 2013, 6:12 AM edit delete reply
...the heck? Dude, you just channeled our currend GM. O_o`
Raxon 22nd Jan 2013, 6:14 AM edit delete reply
For that I certainly have a knack.
Man, these hose ride up my-

Wait! I have another one!

Zecora: When I moved to Ponyville,
I wanted one thing, I want it still.
An exotic beauty, I am for sure,
So many colts, they're just the cure.
A colt a day, and two at night,
Would make me grin without a fight.
My door I never wished to lock,
I just needed some pony-
Twilight shoves her hoof over Zecora's mouth.
Twilight: Well, Applebloom, looks like you need to go home now. Zecora and I need to have a little grown up talk. Now.
Digo 22nd Jan 2013, 6:54 AM edit delete reply
With Zecora doing none of the talking. XD
Raxon 22nd Jan 2013, 7:05 AM edit delete reply
If that's how Zecora talks while affected by the poison joke, I'm sure as heck not gonna let her have the cure.

At least not around Applebloom.

Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon should be okay, though. They're natural born gold diggers, so they probably know all about that already.
Guest 22nd Jan 2013, 8:29 AM edit delete reply
I don't get the RD one. ._.;
Raxon 22nd Jan 2013, 8:31 AM edit delete reply