DM: …Are you okay?
Pinkie Pie: What was the point of giving me that information? To cause an argument?
DM: Well… I knew most of you would jump on the whole “zebra prejudice” thing…
(beat)
DM: …Yeah. I wanted to kind of subvert expectations on both sides. So… I gave you incomplete info on purpose. Sorry.
Pinkie Pie: Aha! Now YOU have to write a letter to Princess Celestia!
DM: Wha- Excuse me?!
