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15th Jun 2013, 6:00 AM
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Total Ruse Reversal
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Newbiespud 15th Jun 2013, 6:00 AM edit delete
And there we go. The "punchline" for A Bird in the Hoof, as it were. We'll be back to A Dog and Pony Show next week.

Oh crap, is it almost 300 pages?!


shineyorkboy 15th Jun 2013, 6:01 AM edit delete reply
Better safe than sorry when dealing with immortal god-queens.
Destrustor 15th Jun 2013, 6:04 AM edit delete reply
I don't want to scare anyone, but I dreamed about Raxon tonight.
He was an undercover detective for some reason, and he took off his deadpool mask under which he sported an amazingly full and impressive moustache.

Do you realize what I'm saying? HE HAS LEARNED TO INVADE OUR DREAMS! No one is safe! AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Derpmind 15th Jun 2013, 6:06 AM edit delete reply
No no no, that's not it at all. You've simply internalized your own Raxon. Part of him will be inside your mind forever now.
_R_ 15th Jun 2013, 6:11 AM edit delete reply
...Or, he just could have used the Vulcan Mind Meld.
....nowait, you're right. Nowait, maybe he's a scheming Vulcan dream invader! *screech*
DracoS 15th Jun 2013, 7:46 AM edit delete reply
OUR dreams?

Just 'cause you forgot your tinfoil nightcap...
Rokas 15th Jun 2013, 8:07 AM edit delete reply
Hah! That's not Raxon getting into your dreams, that's just the mind virus version of him infesting your subconscious. Be glad that seems to be the worst of the extent, for some of us have it worse. I mean, in my head alone there the giant minotaur lady wielding explosives, the pint-sized gunslinger wolf with a penchant for beam weapons, and of course the most infectious mind virus of all: the Wallbreaker, She Who Laughs Last, the Pink One, the Muse of Muses, Laughter Incarnate, P'gth'ka P'rre R'lyeh (The Pink Demon of R'yleh), the Living Quantum Waveform, Pinkie Pie.

You think your dreams being invaded are bad? Try having to deal with a mind virus version of the Pink One that's infested your waking thoughts. THEN you can panic.
Raxon 15th Jun 2013, 8:55 AM edit delete reply
You think that's bad? When I woke up this morning, my phone had Chrome open to 9gag. I... I didn't even know I had an account there.

What horrible things have I been doing in my sleep? How could I cheat on my beloved menage a trois with reddit and tv tropes?

So... This is shame.

Also, Pinkie has nothing on He Who Must Not be Named, He Who Carries Much Rope, He Who is Voiced By Jeff Bennet, Terror of Camp Wenamigunnagohome, He Who is Narrated by notPaul Harvey(please don't sue), He Who Loves Pie. He who Captured Freakazoid.
definitelynotRaxon 15th Jun 2013, 9:11 AM edit delete reply