Friendship is Dragons

Mayor Mare: Fillies and gentlecolts!
Applejack: Here we go…
Mayor Mare: It is my great honor to introduce to you the ruler of our land. The very pony who gives us the sun and the moon each and every day! The good, the wise, the bringer of harmony to all of Equestria... Princess Celestia!
DM: Fluttershy’s birds begin to sing, trumpets break out into fanfare, the curtain of the balcony above pulls apart…
Twilight Sparkle: And she’s not there.
DM: And there is no one to be seen.
Twilight Sparkle: Welp. If you girls need me, look for the purple unicorn whimpering in the corner.