PM: So yeah, you drag the cows to a stop, and they come to their senses!
Cow: Good heavens, that was a fright! I daresay I’ve never been so scared in my whole life!
Fluttershy: They talk?
Twilight Sparkle: They talk like Victorian ladies?
Fluttershy: Can Winona talk??
Applejack: Back on track, girls. What scared y’all?
Cow: Oh, goodness. I can hardly bear to remember it…
Applejack: This is important. What got you stampedin’ today?
Cow: Well… it was a great, big GHOST!
Herd: <GASP!>
Applejack: …Huh. A ghost, you say?
Cow: Celestia as my witness! You DO believe us, don’t you?
Applejack: I do believe you were scared on purpose. Which means we still have a problem.
