Nightmare Moon: Oh, my beloved subjects! It’s been so long since I’ve seen your precious little sun-loving faces.
Pinkie Pie: Hey, maybe Diplomacy can help! <roll> Oh, natural 1.
DM: You start calling Nightmare Moon names. Queen Meanie, Black Snooty…
Applejack: I shove some food into Pinkie Pie’s mouth.
DM: While you’re…?
Applejack: Yes.
Rarity: Well…! This is fairly calm for a hostile takeover. No minions or armies?
Nightmare Moon: There is no need. Without your precious Princess of the Sun, nothing can stand against me!
Nightmare Moon: Remember this day, little ponies, for it was your last. From this moment forth, the night… will last… FOREVER!
Rainbow Dash: Boo! The night sucks!
Nightmare Moon: I- what- WHO SAID THAT?! WE SHALL SMITE THE PONY WHO SAID THAT!!
