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27th Dec 2014, 6:00 AM
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Interest Curveball
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Newbiespud 27th Dec 2014, 6:00 AM edit delete
Newbiespud
Author's Note? Nah, I've got nothing for this one. Just gonna let this joke land and see what happens. Besides, I imagine most of us are recovering from the holiday hustle anyway.

48 Comments:

Venrllian 27th Dec 2014, 6:45 AM edit delete reply
Make them come to life!
That will be fun, I said.
Digo 27th Dec 2014, 7:56 AM edit delete reply
One of the most effective encounters I've used against the PCs is animated furniture. The number of times I've crippled PCs with a sofa are quite amusing. :D

My favorite had to have been taking out the wizard with an end table.
Guest 27th Dec 2014, 9:13 AM edit delete reply
I found the occasional piece of invisible furniture could also be fun. People would slip on invisible rugs, get tangled in invisible curtains, and possibly take damage or fall after banging into an invisible chair.
Toric 27th Dec 2014, 9:52 AM edit delete reply
I guess you could say....

*puts on sunglasses

He met his end.

(YEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!)
Minxy 27th Dec 2014, 8:15 AM edit delete reply
I know a party who once managed to roleplay as weapons in an armoury for half an hour.
MWS 27th Dec 2014, 8:53 AM edit delete reply
I once played an animated suit of armor. It had only one gauntlet, and believed it was the spirit of Sir Bedevire awaiting the return of King Arthur.
Venellian 27th Dec 2014, 9:04 AM edit delete reply
So there are dnd rules for having a character be an intelligent magical item. I had a game where someone had decided to play as one. Of course, at his level he couldn't move on his own, so he would have to be with a player in order to be used; he was a suit of heavy armour.

Not one PC could use heavy armour. Not. A. One. He was stuck on am armour stand as I had my bard go and hypnotize a nearby guard to wear him, making him have to make EGO checks (wearer's Will save) in order to control him... With an EGO of 8.
Meraxes 30th Dec 2014, 3:21 AM edit delete reply
Or you could, you know, just play a Warforged...
ADemonicPresence 27th Dec 2014, 1:49 PM edit delete