DM: Applejack, the path you're on swiftly becomes a winding, climbing one through a rocky part of the land…
Applejack: Wha?
DM: ...that eventually ends in a tall cliff.
Applejack: ...Oh no.
Rainbow Dash: HAAAAHAHAHA! Gotcha! Ooooh, I got you so good!
Applejack: But you… How did you… Oh, you... Mmmrgh.
Twilight Sparkle: You did nothing, right?
Rainbow Dash: Duh! The best way to beat a metagamer is to let them beat themselves. Now there's nothing between me and that ticket!
Twilight Sparkle: But, if you waited to make sure Applejack went down that path… And now you're talking to me in last place… That means…
Rainbow Dash: Wait, I thought this was out-of-character!
DM: Sorry, evil laughter is NOT a free action. I should know; you've interrupted enough of my villains' monologues.
