DM: So here's the racial block I've written up for griffons. I don't claim to be the best at balancing, but–
Gilda: +2 to Strength and Con or Wisdom? Neat, that's perfect for a Fighter. That way me and Rainbow Axe will be–
Rainbow Dash: Dash.
Gilda: What? Oh. Either way, I'm thinking this works perfectly for flavor. You and me will be old friends who fight giant monsters together. Which is basically what we are, when you think about it.
Rainbow Dash: Heh, y-yep... That's... definitely what we'll do... in this campaign... Fight giant monsters...
Rarity: Have you thought of a name?
Gilda: Sure. I'll be known as "Fightin' Feathers."
DM: Um, griffons actually don't use the noun-based naming scheme. It's more germanic, with lots of Gs. Grover, Giselle, Guto, Greta...
Gilda: Fine, fine... Call me Gilda.
Rainbow Dash: Pfft. Sounds like a grandma's name.
Gilda: That's because it is. My Gramma Gilda.
Rainbow Dash: Wait, THAT Gramma Gilda??
Gilda: Yep.
Rainbow Dash: Woah-ho, nevermind. She'd make a great Fighter. Yikes.
