All: ♫ HAP-PY BIRTH-DAY DEAR DAA-AAAASH... ♫ ♫ HAP-PY BIRTH-DAY TO YOUUUUU!! ♪
Gilda: OKAY. Gilda's in town because it's her friend's birthday. She walks up to Pinkie Pie and says, "Hey, pink pony. You're Dash's Bard, right?"
Pinkie Pie: "Not right now!" she replies. "I'm finishing up this sign!"
Gilda: What sign?
Pinkie Pie: The sign for Rainbow Dash's Ponyville Birthday Bash! Planned by none other than me, Ponyville's premiere party planner!
Rainbow Dash: Woah, really? You're doing all that for me?! That's awesome! I don't know what to say!
Applejack: Sounds like a hoot!
Gilda: ...Fine. I just wanted a minute of your time, but I guess you're SO busy you gotta give me the brush-off.
Pinkie Pie: Oh, whoops, sorry, you're right, that was so rude of me! Yeah, I'm totally the party Bard, too! What about it?
Gilda: Phew. Just a few basic questions...
