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15th Nov 2016, 5:00 AM
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God help me, I can't unsee it! Curse you, Digo Dragon!!
Cheese Sandwich: the world's first piñata golem.
A shame someone filled him with grumpy griffons.
A shame someone filled him with grumpy griffons.
I'm gonna have to see if I can't stat that up. A golem that seems harmless, but is filled with more dangerous stuff that busts out when you hit it enough would be an Awesome encounter.
"I'm gonna have to see if I can't stat that up. A golem that seems harmless, but is filled with more dangerous stuff that busts out when you hit it enough would be an Awesome encounter."
I don't know, it didn't work so well for Mami in Madoka Magica...
I don't know, it didn't work so well for Mami in Madoka Magica...
Indeed, though my image was Cheese popping like a balloon, with a latex horseflesh shrapnel.
That was good, that was really good.
Now to pen up some chest bursters to scare the hell out of some adventurers.
Not sure what system you play, but in Pathfinder a character with a high enough escape artist skill can crawl up someones rectum and burst out of their chest. As I recall it is possible to reliably use this trick by level five or six, I can't quite remember.
Pinata golem. Damn. Now I *have* to make one for my game.
A piñata golem... I wouldn't mind making some Pathfinder stats for it. Of course, I'd use it as a lesson to the party to not attack something just because it looks fun to it...
For this comment alone we need a comment rating system.
Fill in the blanks to describe your character.
The one thing should never do is _______.
For if you do, I will ________.
Me:killing innocent beings, age you till your nothing but time dust.
The one thing should never do is _______.
For if you do, I will ________.
Me:killing innocent beings, age you till your nothing but time dust.
For if you do, I will make a mockery of the answers.
That's priceless, Digo. XP
Not sure I can top that, even if I stuck to the spirit of the question.
Not sure I can top that, even if I stuck to the spirit of the question.
The one thing you should never do is comment on the actual comic. For if you do, I'll actually be surprised.
My character's name is ANW.
My character's name is ANW.
For if you do, I will 'I will ensure I multiclass into barbarian, monk, and something else with the challenge ability for the next time we meet'.
That's quite the transition. Not only the image of Gilda popping out of Cheese, but the way the "voice" I read them as INSTANTLY swaps back to Gilda's.
(Mind, I can switch those voices around if I want to. I've occasionally entertained myself by reading the Bible in the voices of Star Trek actors, for instance. But things like this... well, there's a default. And that default, in this case, changed very quickly.)
(Mind, I can switch those voices around if I want to. I've occasionally entertained myself by reading the Bible in the voices of Star Trek actors, for instance. But things like this... well, there's a default. And that default, in this case, changed very quickly.)
Once again, impressive sonnet. Scans correctly and everything.
And yes, xenomorph Gilda with instantly-changing voice is cool.
And yes, xenomorph Gilda with instantly-changing voice is cool.
Okay, I know this is last comic's thing, but after last night, I feel the need to get in on the action.
Name: Tataka (no last name given)
Species: Rakshasa
Unique marks: Tiger-print fur, has four arms, travels with a sabertooth tiger, always carries a wine flask
Crimes: Wanted for numerous crimes, including unsealing an ancient Lovecraftian horror and ramming 13 swords up the mayor's butt
Warnings: Extremely dangerous, highly-skilled with both swords and fire magic
Grade: A
Bounty: 15,000 bits
Wanted dead or alive
Name: Tataka (no last name given)
Species: Rakshasa
Unique marks: Tiger-print fur, has four arms, travels with a sabertooth tiger, always carries a wine flask
Crimes: Wanted for numerous crimes, including unsealing an ancient Lovecraftian horror and ramming 13 swords up the mayor's butt
Warnings: Extremely dangerous, highly-skilled with both swords and fire magic
Grade: A
Bounty: 15,000 bits
Wanted dead or alive
And, hopefully, now, Gilda can admit that it was pretty fun.