Friendship is Dragons

SFX: (belch!)
Twilight Sparkle: Oh! ...A little gross, but I can't complain about the response time.
DM: Spike picks up the letter and reads:
Spike: “My dearest, most faithful student Twilight.”
Spike: “You know that I value your diligence and that I trust you completely.”
Applejack: Uh-oh. DM’s smiling.
Spike: “But you simply MUST stop reading those dusty old books!”
Twilight Sparkle: WHAT!? But I… you…!
Rainbow Dash: HA! Walked right into THAT one, didn’t you?