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28th Sep 2017, 6:00 AM
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Los del Rosado
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Newbiespud 28th Sep 2017, 6:00 AM edit delete
Newbiespud
The ol' Macaroni.

My thought process: The show goes with the Hokey Pokey, a participation song so common that every child has or will have heard it at some point in their life. Therefore, the best adaptation (and the one that makes my job easier) of this scene is to pick another participation song so common that most of my audience will have weird nostalgia for it. Thus my brain landed on butchering the chorus of Macarena.

Also, what is this now, four? Four poems and songs I've done for tabletop-style Pinkie Pie? "Glib at the Ghosties," "Evil Enchantress (sonnet style)," "Better Party Bard," and now this?

28 Comments:

FanOfMostEverything 28th Sep 2017, 6:07 AM edit delete reply
Heeeeey, Raritina!

Seriously, Spud, I'm pretty sure you earned a level in bard after this one.
apocolypse101 28th Sep 2017, 6:55 AM edit delete reply
Screw just one Bard level, that deserves more like 3 or 4!
Sir william 2nd Oct 2017, 10:28 AM edit delete reply
XP levels go up exponentially
So yeah just one level
The Old One 28th Sep 2017, 10:03 AM edit delete reply
I have no words......

Well played, Spud
Winged Cat 28th Sep 2017, 10:13 AM edit delete reply
Winged Cat
Only 4 songs, over all these scripts, though?

But yeah, at least one level. Which weapon proficiency are you using? And which cantrips?
Specter 28th Sep 2017, 6:08 AM edit delete reply
Specter
Now we wait for Blueblood (and his obviously... stunned? Horrified? face) to call in his personal hired goons to come in and start causing a ruckus.

That or he laughs it off, not connecting the bright florescent dots.
Digo Dragon 28th Sep 2017, 6:26 AM edit delete reply
Digo Dragon
See, it's pages like this that make me so disappointed in our D&D party's bard. She doesn't try to apply song lyrics to this effect (parody or otherwise), she doesn't write any stories or songs to help our party's PR rating (We killed several high profile monsters and most towns still don't know about that!), and in combat she prefers to go fight in the front lines melee instead of utilizing all those juicy support powers and spells (well, she uses bardic song, but that's it).

How much to hire Pinkie for our group?
Mykin 28th Sep 2017, 6:49 AM edit delete