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Newbiespud 24th Oct 2017, 6:00 AM edit delete
Newbiespud
Being a DM is a rare hobby where you have to come up with ever-increasingly inventive ways to say "Nuh-uh."

46 Comments:

ANW 24th Oct 2017, 6:06 AM edit delete reply
Just for the heck of it, let's list those 31 flavors.
1.No
2.Nope
3.Not on your life
3 down, 28 to go
FanOfMostEverything 24th Oct 2017, 6:07 AM edit delete reply
Nuh uh
Negatory
Not happening
Antiyes
Zaranthan 24th Oct 2017, 6:18 AM edit delete reply
Unyes
Not gonna work
That's a poor life choice.
You could, but... (not a preamble, just trail off into heavy silence)
aylatrigger 24th Oct 2017, 6:20 AM edit delete reply
Never
Don't hold your breath
When pigs fly (though this one actually happened in a game...my first gming because that's when my brothers said they would let me gm...and with fly spells this is not advised)
Forget it
Never going to happen
Not even in a blue moon
Absolutely not
No ****ing way

15 down. 16 to go.
Guest 24th Oct 2017, 6:41 AM edit delete reply
Negatron, Nightrider
Sure, assuming you want realistic consequences
Moving on...
The guards begin eyeing you warily
(say nothing, smile evilly)
DeS_Tructive 25th Oct 2017, 5:59 AM edit delete reply
DeS_Tructive
I have this bookmarked on my phone for these situations: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zNjQecyjE8
Guest 25th Oct 2017, 6:57 AM edit delete reply
"There aren't enough dice in the world."
"Are you sure?"
"Sure you could. You're also capable of shoving the tip of your sword under your fingernail as hard as you can, but that doesn't mean you should."
"Everyone around (player who made suggestion), make Wisdom saves. Those of you who succeed take 1d4 psychic damage."
Guest 24th Oct 2017, 6:11 AM edit delete reply
8. nein
9. nee
10. nullum
11. Ie
Guest 24th Oct 2017, 6:17 AM edit delete