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31st Jul 2021, 6:00 AM in Magical Mystery Cure
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Newbiespud 31st Jul 2021, 6:00 AM edit delete
WELL THEN, that was a bit of a heavy week for me. Hopefully I don't have many more opportunities in the future for melancholic retrospective.

What's that? It's going to be my birthday in a little more than two weeks? (sigh)

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PhantomFox 31st Jul 2021, 7:22 AM edit delete reply
Happy birthday in advance!
Norgarth 31st Jul 2021, 8:21 AM edit delete reply
My birthday is in August too :)
Otterfriend 31st Jul 2021, 10:12 AM edit delete reply
I'm with Twilight here. There's nothing more exhilarating than discovering that your crazy plan might actually work.
Eroraf 31st Jul 2021, 12:24 PM edit delete reply
A very merry unbirthday to you!

And happy birthday to me, I guess.
Boris Carlot 31st Jul 2021, 4:34 PM edit delete reply
Stop ageing, it's rude.
Leo 31st Jul 2021, 7:18 PM edit delete reply
So, you are another Leo?
Jennifer 31st Jul 2021, 11:19 PM edit delete reply
Sadly, the sun is in Cancer at the moment...
Prairie Son 1st Aug 2021, 11:38 AM edit delete reply
Is it? I'd have to do math to check, since the astrology horoscopes in the paper haven't been corrected for 25 centuries of precession.

Let's see, Cancer says it starts with the solstice on 6/22 (which is itself wrong), add 25 days, so Cancer should be 7/17 to 8/16. Then comes Leo.
Jennifer 2nd Aug 2021, 2:21 AM edit delete reply
I just checked a skygazing app...
Wulfraed 2nd Aug 2021, 9:12 AM edit delete reply
Well, even astronomy still refers to the spring equinox line as "the First Point of Aries" even if the sun is in Pisces.

About 50 years ago someone published a book to "update" astrology... Besides the precession correction, said book added two more constellations to the cycle!
Digo 3rd Aug 2021, 3:22 PM edit delete reply
The last time a GM said I was watching my life flash before my eyes, I killed the tension by blurting out "Oh crap, I owe the paladin money!"

Was funnier when the paladin looked down at his character sheet and realized it was true; he loaned me money to buy a magic item. XD
NobleCuriosity 31st Oct 2022, 6:22 PM edit delete reply
Hopefully your table appreciated the humor as much as I do?