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Newbiespud 29th Jan 2022, 6:00 AM edit delete
Newbiespud
Author: GreatDinn

Guest Author's Note: "D&D brings up a lot of questions. Questions that generally need the reminder of 'just think to yourself it's just a game, I should really just relax.'

Unless of course you're being chased by a five-headed dragon god, in which case, please do not relax, this is very serious."
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13 Comments:

ANW 29th Jan 2022, 6:14 AM edit delete reply
I cast defusion.
With no dragons in the graveyard, it is destroyed.

Wait wrong game.
I run and scream like a girl then.
tipulsar85 29th Jan 2022, 7:56 AM edit delete reply
It's okay, there are other ways to get rid of Tiamat now. She's now vulnerable as of July 2021 to Memory Lapse, Cyclonic Rift, Syncopate, Essence Backlash, and Cryptic Command. There's more to the list, but that's what happens when you Join Magic. Heck, even Swords to Plowshares works on her now.
Wulfraed 29th Jan 2022, 7:36 AM edit delete reply
Offer her the soup kettle...
Hazel 29th Jan 2022, 8:34 AM edit delete reply
Well, speaking as a part time Wizard 7/Rogue 2,if we're in 5e or abouts? I play a telekinesis flavored character. My guess is that's either flavor spell for story reasons, Telekinesis raw, or my favorite homebrew I've gotten lately, Levitate modified to act like Telekinesis directionally but restricted so it doesn't give you a fly speed personally. Has literally saved lives.
Probably flavor for story.
CosmicPlatonix 29th Jan 2022, 8:34 AM edit delete reply
"I would really appreciate you doing both" is such a great Twilight line.
Wulfraed 30th Jan 2022, 9:26 AM edit delete reply
Of course, taken out of context, Pinkie's (I presume) comment could be a discussion on pancake batter <G>


<Pondering>If this is /the/ "Merlin", then either he's doing dimensional travel, or post-Roman Britain has turned into a wasteland...</pondering>
Digo 29th Jan 2022, 10:25 AM edit delete reply
Here's a thought, try running through smaller doors Tiamat can't squeeze through? XD
Winged Cat 29th Jan 2022, 10:32 AM edit delete reply
Winged Cat
Take out a five headed dragon god. Just a small favor, you know. Barely a trifling matter. She even knocks first: how polite.
albedoequals1 29th Jan 2022, 10:52 AM edit delete reply
albedoequals1
Clearly the door is that large because the castle was built while Merlin and Tiamat were still dating. Merlin likes strong women, but her multiple-personality disorder turned out to be a deal-breaker. :p
Roguim 29th Jan 2022, 2:11 PM edit delete reply
Yeah like that's time I was with a party exploring and old dwarf city overrun by orcs and suddenly and the DM rolls a Balor Lord as random encounter....
aylatrigger 31st Jan 2022, 11:05 PM edit delete reply
We once had an adult blue dragon as a (we think) random encounter. But that was okay, as our fighter at the time was amazingly lucky with dice and rolled 4 20's in a row with his two swords, back when 2 20's on one attack meant insta-death.
Kaze Koichi 31st Jan 2022, 6:34 AM edit delete reply
But did you try to kill a dragon with your bare hands?
Prairie Son 31st Jan 2022, 8:05 AM edit delete reply
Yes, once. Weapon breakage rules suck. Punching a dragon is worse.