Friendship is Dragons

DM: The rainbow light from the Elements of Harmony cuts a path through the warped bubble of space, creating a safe corridor for you to follow. The grass gives way to pastel checkerboard flooring, upside-down houses on floating islands... This is the Ponyville you left behind, though with a few more additions.
Discord GM: I'll take it from here. In the center of town, near a giant house of cards, the ground rises into an unnaturally tall hill. Atop that hill is a lanky, narrow, horned throne of obsidian and red velvet. That is where the draconequus you love to hate is seated, laughing as he turns bulls into ballet dancers and makes it rain pies and chocolate milk.
Pinkie Pie: Oh yeah?! What flavor of pies?! Asking for a friend!
Discord GM: I think you'd find that they have no particular taste. They are conceptual pies given form. All that matters is that they go SPLAT when they hit the ground.
Rainbow Dash: So... they're pie-flavored pies?
Discord GM: Exactly!