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14th Apr 2022, 6:00 AM in What About Discord?
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A Taste Explosion
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Newbiespud 14th Apr 2022, 6:00 AM edit delete
Newbiespud
There's a lactose intolerance joke in here somewhere, but it's too soon because this is the year I became lactose intolerant...
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10 Comments:

Digo 14th Apr 2022, 6:10 AM edit delete reply
"I was gonna make a lactose joke, but you couldn't stomach it."
Emtu 14th Apr 2022, 7:56 AM edit delete reply
I always liked describing this scene as Discord drinking a chocolate milk of glass.
Balrighty 14th Apr 2022, 8:08 AM edit delete reply
"I had a lactose intolerance joke."
"And?"
"It would have been a stinker."
Philadelphus 14th Apr 2022, 11:41 AM edit delete reply
Philadelphus
To be fair, lactose intolerance is the default state of all mammals (including humans) past a young age where they need milk to develop. It's just that many humans have various mutations (I think there's like at least 4 different ones in different populations) that allow them to continue producing lactase (and thus digesting lactose) indefinitely into adulthood. (Probably because, in subsistence agriculture or herding environments, those who could digest milk into adulthood were more likely to survive than those who couldn't.) So really, lactose tolerance should be thought of as the unusual state…
Winged Cat 14th Apr 2022, 2:51 PM edit delete reply
Winged Cat
The milk was innocent? That explosion suggests otherwise.
Toric 14th Apr 2022, 3:13 PM edit delete reply
Volatility is separate from guilt. "Can explode" isn't a crime, but "chose to explode" seems to make people nervous
Roguim 14th Apr 2022, 3:14 PM edit delete reply
Press F to pay Respect to the Chocolate Milk.
TheCorporal 14th Apr 2022, 5:55 PM edit delete reply
Also notice that the explosion makes things DARKER instead of brighter.
aylatrigger 14th Apr 2022, 8:35 PM edit delete reply
And yet it looks from the shading that light is coming from it. Seems it made the rest of the place darker. The world is a bit darker for each chocolate milk explosion.
ZzzDJ 9th May 2022, 5:14 PM edit delete reply
I don't know your feelings on ice cream, but as an ice cream lover I say to you: there ARE good and tasty lactose-free ice creams out there... you just have to find them. As we speak, my lactose-intolerant wife is eating a Dairy Queen Lactose-free Dilly Bar. We get them frequently, by the box. I've had them, they're good!