Discord GM: Illustrious DM, may I ask if I can notice anything obviously different about your "Mane Cast" here?
DM: Mostly that they aren't desaturated anymore.
Discord: UGH. I was really hoping that would keep you all busy for at least a century. I suppose you'll be wanting a "final showdown" or whatever. I'm missing some *excellent* chaos here.
Rainbow Dash: We're here to take our home back, and we're not backing down!
Discord: Very well.
Discord GM: I finish drinking my glass and then toss the chocolate milk behind me.
Applejack: ...Er, don't you mean "finish drinking FROM yer glass"?
Discord GM: Nnnope.
SFX: (FLING! *KA-BOOM!!!*)
Pinkie Pie: *NOOOOOO!* You monster! That chocolate milk was innocent!
To be fair, lactose intolerance is the default state of all mammals (including humans) past a young age where they need milk to develop. It's just that many humans have various mutations (I think there's like at least 4 different ones in different populations) that allow them to continue producing lactase (and thus digesting lactose) indefinitely into adulthood. (Probably because, in subsistence agriculture or herding environments, those who could digest milk into adulthood were more likely to survive than those who couldn't.) So really, lactose tolerance should be thought of as the unusual state…
And yet it looks from the shading that light is coming from it. Seems it made the rest of the place darker. The world is a bit darker for each chocolate milk explosion.
I don't know your feelings on ice cream, but as an ice cream lover I say to you: there ARE good and tasty lactose-free ice creams out there... you just have to find them. As we speak, my lactose-intolerant wife is eating a Dairy Queen Lactose-free Dilly Bar. We get them frequently, by the box. I've had them, they're good!
