Page 1681 - Whose Turn Is It Anyway

23rd Apr 2022, 6:00 AM in What About Discord?
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Whose Turn Is It Anyway
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Newbiespud 23rd Apr 2022, 6:00 AM edit delete
Newbiespud
If the villain seems cool with you firing your superweapon, it's probably a good idea to at least double-check your work...

That "where the rules are made up and the Health Points don't matter" line was scrapped from a previous page, and I almost just tossed it into an Author's Note to forget about it, but then I decided I would be committing an injustice if I didn't use it somewhere.
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24 Comments:

ChaoticBrain 23rd Apr 2022, 6:09 AM edit delete reply
That's right, the hit points don't matter, just like wedding vows to a Bard.
evileeyore 24th Apr 2022, 10:21 AM edit delete reply
evileeyore
I almost feel a twisted version of the Blade Runner quote coming on...

... ah yes...

I've seen things you ponies wouldn't believe... dancing pigs flying in formation... I've tasted chocolate rain in the sunshine near Ponyville. All those moments have the substance of wedding vows to a bard... Roll for initiative.
Discord 23rd Apr 2022, 6:18 AM edit delete reply
I would be great at that old game show.
A certain line question.

The silliness they give.
It's almost chaotic enough to summon me.
If I wasn't trapped in stone mind you.
CosmicPlatonix 23rd Apr 2022, 8:03 AM edit delete reply
All right, time for the "Discord taking over Ponyville" Hoedown! Laura Hall, take it away!
Sensei Le Roof 23rd Apr 2022, 8:38 AM In the voice of Tony Slattery edit delete reply
I really like these comments, I could read them all the time
And end things with a word that's not impossible to rhyme
We all know these comics have been a lot of fun
But I think Discord is really Clive Anderson!
Chaosbrain 23rd Apr 2022, 9:29 AM Chaosbrain edit delete reply
That Discord is a mean one, he really gets my goat,
Just last week he turned my brother into a stoat.
Yet despite that, I really can not lie,
I find I am much more afraid of that Pinkie-Pie!
Guest 23rd Apr 2022, 9:43 AM GD edit delete reply
The Discord Arc that we observe is always such a blast,
And we love to see the pithy jabs made by the whole cast,
But there's just a tiny little thing about which I'll complain,
A glass of it exploded, yet Pinkie drank the rain!?
Space Jawa 23rd Apr 2022, 9:48 AM Bring it Home edit delete reply
When Discord came to Ponyville it was a crazy time
But what do you expect from Chaos that is alive?
But for all the chaos that did happen in the game
The real chaos were the friends we made along the way!
Guest 23rd Apr 2022, 3:25 PM edit delete reply
Altogether: "The friends we made allll theeee wwaaaaayyy!"

Bonus: which Whose Line cast member voices did you hear the above stanzas in?
Godzfirefly 23rd Apr 2022, 5:14 PM edit delete reply
Ryan Stiles for all, honestly.
Jennifer 24th Apr 2022, 9:50 PM edit delete reply
Haven't watched Whose Line in ages, but have been listening to John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme a lot, so I'm thinking more "Since you asked me how the ponies got out of this one..."
Vanshira 23rd Apr 2022, 11:20 PM edit delete reply
Wayne, Drew, Colin, and Ryan, in that order. And yes, the third verse was spoken instead of sung.
Guest 24th Apr 2022, 1:26 AM GD edit delete reply
Being compared to Colin Mochrie is an honor, thank you
TLM 25th Apr 2022, 3:22 AM edit delete reply
I got this order too. It was uncanny how obvious it was who was singing each one, especially Colin’s.
Digo 23rd Apr 2022, 10:50 AM edit delete reply
There's this tiny, hilarious chance that the girls' actual plan is slightly different than what we assume it to be...
Blyndpwn 23rd Apr 2022, 12:22 PM edit delete reply
I suspect we're about to start drawing stills from Keep Calm And Flutter On.
Roguim 23rd Apr 2022, 1:04 PM edit delete reply
Yeah In a battle against A god of Chaos and in any Bard versus Dragon "encounter" hit points don't matter...
And i also suspect the players plans will be different from what appears and we soon see pics from Keep calm and Flutter on
Story Time 23rd Apr 2022, 1:29 PM edit delete reply
So... Anyone want to share a story about how they are about to fight a boss but they are stopped by one of their friends or allies because a very stup... (cough) I mean, a very important reason? Just like Pinkie Pie stopped the team for a last sip of chocolate milk rain
ZhonLord 23rd Apr 2022, 3:18 PM edit delete reply
I'm almost expecting DM-Discord to take the dive that he hinted at back on 1610 just to mess with everyone. Let them be all hyped up and "whoops, looks like I underestimated that power and now I'm a statue. Short session, xp for everyone!" just to get a reaction out of them.
Not-Discord 24th Apr 2022, 4:27 PM edit delete reply
Surely is not because the great DM have the car parked in double file and is worried for it.
StrandedGeek 23rd Apr 2022, 4:53 PM edit delete reply
StrandedGeek
That's our goofy pink pony.
Stormy Tinker 24th Apr 2022, 5:26 PM edit delete reply
Remember - just because you're not playing by ANY rules doesn't mean you have to play by THEIR rules...
Jennifer 24th Apr 2022, 9:48 PM edit delete reply
My guess is they will successfully turn Discord to stone, then we'll get either a time-skip or he'll get better. Alternatively Discord will zap everyone to a future episode...
Arcada 11th May 2022, 7:44 PM edit delete reply
After reading all the comments I’m still amused to think that after Discord is defeated there’s still one pony out there that wakes up every morning, goes to the kitchen for breakfast and asks his brother the stoat how he slept. :3