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Quickest to the Heart
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Newbiespud 8th Oct 2022, 6:00 AM edit delete
Sometimes a villain showing up all cordial and hospitable is just plain fun. "Sure, we're mortal enemies fighting for the fate of the world, but that doesn't mean we can't be professional about it."

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Draxynnic 8th Oct 2022, 6:15 AM edit delete reply
No, Mister Bond, I expect you to DINE!
Prairie Son 8th Oct 2022, 9:39 AM edit delete reply
If Belkar shows up with a plate of risotto 'm expecting a TPK.
James K 9th Oct 2022, 1:35 AM edit delete reply
I mean, Dr No literally invited Bond to dinner.
Boris Carlot 8th Oct 2022, 8:32 AM edit delete reply
"We talked right into it" is a great line.
NobleCuriosity 8th Oct 2022, 2:32 PM edit delete reply
+1 to this sentiment! Really clever idiom adjustment there.
Roguim 8th Oct 2022, 2:07 PM edit delete reply
well Pinkie, was you that talked about order food, so if the siren calls your summon don't complain...
Digo 8th Oct 2022, 7:35 PM edit delete reply
Every time I ran Expedition to Ravenloft, I had the first encounter with Strahd at the dining room. No tricks, just a friendly gesture for Strahd to try and A) get to know the PCs, and B) try to talk them out of fighting him.

I have yet to have a party not respond with attack spells before the horderves are served. :P

On the other fang, since this happens first, the PCs never have all the special gear to fight him, so the encounter always went south real quick.
Wolfier 8th Oct 2022, 8:25 PM edit delete reply
Not sure this would define professional, more... disinterested. Cept in this case, it's just random here.