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Newbiespud 15th Oct 2022, 6:00 AM edit delete
Newbiespud
Discord, Discord, these aren't even punchlines, this is just gloating at this point!

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17 Comments:

Toric 15th Oct 2022, 6:27 AM edit delete reply
Gloating is important. Megamind would be proud. If one is laughing at their opponent, pointing is a necessary ingredient.
Draxynnic 16th Oct 2022, 4:10 AM edit delete reply
Being a proper villain is all about STYLE!
RuBoo 17th Oct 2022, 11:09 PM edit delete reply
“Oh, you’re a villain, alright. Just not a SUPER one!”
“Yeah? What’s the difference?”
“PRESENTATION!”
Digo 15th Oct 2022, 7:02 AM edit delete reply
The last floating villain who said familiars don't count in my weekend group took an electric spell to the face, shared by their warlock master.

The shock was enough to break their spell concentration on us, and then the villain's day went south from there.
CyanWhisp 15th Oct 2022, 3:14 PM edit delete reply
Does that mean you’ve had non-floating villains that have said that?
Digo 16th Oct 2022, 10:36 AM edit delete reply
Villains without flight abilities end up not having the time to monologue. Martials charge into melee so fast that it might as well be a free action for them. :3
Chakat Firepaw 20th Oct 2022, 10:09 AM edit delete reply
That's why scene chewers love Hero System: Monologuing is a free action.
Satyrwyld 15th Oct 2022, 3:19 PM edit delete reply
So, this isn't D&D, but...

"Welcome to the World of Darkness, where everyone has a tragic backstory and a body count."

"Even that mage's otter familiar?"

"ESPECIALLY the otter familiar. We do not @#$% with spirits."
Warlock 17th Oct 2022, 12:51 PM edit delete reply
Funny you mention otter familiars.

Had a hybrid-class character (witch by another system) that used one. While formidable in her own right, more than one time the familiar would deliver spells. From teammates waking up to an otter in a nurse's outfit (using revivify through the use of a lightning charge), enemies focused on the duel suddenly caught in an incredibly strong hold person (otter with a stretch armstrong cosplay grabbing their ankle) and a dragon trying to figure out what kept hitting him (Otter swinging like tarzan on an invisible-d log on a vine), never underestimate the power of a familiar... *especially* when the magus is nowhere in sight. Especially the cute toebean ones that eat flesh. They might have been a goose in a prior incarnation.
CyanWhisp 15th Oct 2022, 8:13 AM edit delete reply
I mean, I wouldn’t say this is part of the plan so much as it is inconsequential to the plan, given that the plan is liberal application of Twilight to the enemy’s face.
Space Jawa 15th Oct 2022, 8:35 AM edit delete reply
"the plan is liberal application of Twilight to the enemy’s face"

The way you've phrased the plan here, I *really* like it.
Sensei Le Roof 15th Oct 2022, 10:07 AM edit delete reply
HEAD-ON
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD*

*(no directions for when it gets stuck there)
Winged Cat 15th Oct 2022, 1:22 PM edit delete reply
Winged Cat
Gloating, tempting fate to set up your own comeuppance...po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
Roguim 15th Oct 2022, 1:26 PM edit delete reply
Gloating is an important part in any super-villain rolem if it's become fate-temptig it's their problem.
Also poor Spike...
Wolfier 15th Oct 2022, 2:07 PM edit delete reply
Hey now, you can't just complain about the way you wrote your characters! That's now how this works!
Wolfier 15th Oct 2022, 2:07 PM edit delete reply
Not*
Newbiespud 15th Oct 2022, 8:56 PM edit delete reply
Newbiespud
Yeah, but I already berate myself every hour of every day. Gotta change it up.