Page 433 - Grand Line III, Part 1

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Grand Line III, Part 1
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Newbiespud 26th Apr 2014, 6:00 AM edit delete
Author: DragonTrainer

Newbiespud’s Note: No guest author’s note was submitted. Anyway, it’s another crossover with One Piece Grand Line 3.5. You can find the previous parts here, here, and here. Also, this is just one of two this time around.

Notice: Guest comic submissions are open! Guidelines here. Deadline: February 20th.



kriss1989 26th Apr 2014, 6:03 AM edit delete reply
Oh, these guys again. I'd probably enjoy these more if I was a GL 3.5 fan, bu that mostly boils down to "op build" jokes from what I saw, so yeah...
Kinrah 26th Apr 2014, 6:25 AM edit delete reply
The guy playing Soarin' is Phil, who plays Usopp in GL3.5, and, well... he's not a regular roleplayer, let's put it like that. He might have only joined the group because he heard there were girls playing.
Joe the Rat 26th Apr 2014, 7:50 AM edit delete reply
Poor Phil... when it rains, it pours.
Interesting that both characters he plays wear goggles.
Raxon 26th Apr 2014, 11:30 AM edit delete reply
"What are the goggles for, Soarin?"

*rolls* "Sweet! I got a natural twenty! Ahem. They're to shade my eyes from the radiance of your beauty."
Specter 26th Apr 2014, 3:09 PM edit delete reply
(Roll for spot, Nat.1)

Hey look! A butterfly!

(Truth be told, I once got separated from my team by over an hour in-game because I was distracted by a butterfly. They thought I was a goner, and I don't blame them)
Summoned Singer 26th Apr 2014, 6:10 AM edit delete reply
Summoned Singer
Story Time! Tell us about a character whose behaviors change in different scenarios! My character Kirito is usually pretty stoic, but gets near sadistic when he has a POB to mess with.
tuxgeo 26th Apr 2014, 6:30 AM edit delete reply
Umm . . . "POB?"
Like these?
Post Office Box? Place of Birth? Principles of Business? Plastic Ono Band? Pat on Back? Portable Oxygen Bottle? Parade of Bands? Product of Boredom? Protected Outlet Box? Percentage of Base? Point of Blame? Place of Business? Price of Blood?

Throw me a bone, here -- What's a POB?
Digo 26th Apr 2014, 6:42 AM edit delete reply
Pathetic Obtuse Boss?
Pretty Oblivious Botanist?
Pneumatic Operated Brake?
Pound of Overcooked Bacon?
Destrustor 26th Apr 2014, 7:22 AM edit delete reply
Poet of Blandness?
Pickles in Oversalted Brine?
Patriot of Borat?
Preacher-Obsessed Balkan?
Prius On Board?
Popsicle-Obliterating Baby?
Patently Overbearing Bartender?
Primal Oligarchy Bassist?
Pleased Oblong Bird?
Posse of Bards?
Peaches On Bananas?
Puny Otter Batman?
Powerful Osmium Boat?
Prejudiced Ornate Beaker?
Plaid On Brown?
Possibilities Of Bleach?
Parents Opposing Blame?
Pick One Bomb?

I love coming up with this nonsense.
Maybe a bit too much...
Specter 26th Apr 2014, 6:32 AM edit delete reply
Most of my characters are very high on the honor bar, and unless the enemy uses a honor less move do they fight unhonorably in return. One character I played before hover, was a little more then, angry, when the enemy decided to use hostages as well. Sure, the character I had wasn't really a good guy to begin with, but when he learned about the guys with living shields, I technically lost my character to play as for a bit. It was as funny after the fact, dealing a 84% enemy casualty on his own, that it was the DM's idea for what would happen.
Digo 26th Apr 2014, 6:45 AM edit delete reply
I had a doctor character that was usually calm and friendly, but under high stress he'd make a lot of really gallows-type jokes to cope. It's like pressure made him smile like Pinkamena. Pretty scary.
DoubleCross 26th Apr 2014, 7:56 AM edit delete reply
Oh. Ohhhh. I know.

A piece of bread!
River Road 27th Apr 2014, 7:50 AM edit delete reply
Well, I know exactly how one messes with a Piece Of Bread.
Godzfirefly 26th Apr 2014, 9:33 AM edit delete reply
Is that...Princess or Beauty?
Disloyal Subject 26th Apr 2014, 9:56 AM Sadism edit delete reply
My drow rogue from my writings' party is a cheerful, happy-go-lucky hedonist, and generally kind to beggars and the like (when they have the guts to ask) - "Ask and ye shall receive," and all that. However, if one demands instead of asking, they will bleed until they have no blood, and lemon juice may be involved. His smile only broadens as they scream. More than once, he's been strolling by a town getting raided by orcs, and only stops to help when some desperate townie begs him to, because why not? They asked nicely!
He had an... interesting childhood, like most expatriate drow.
Guest 26th Apr 2014, 11:58 AM edit delete reply
Let's try . . . Plain Old Bartender? Planar/Outsider Being? Pig Obfuscating Bricklaying? Paternally Odorous Bobcat? Pastel Overpowered Batterwitch?

. . . I was trying initially, a little bit.
kriss1989 26th Apr 2014, 3:07 PM edit delete reply
Prisoner on Board.
Destrustor 26th Apr 2014, 3:26 PM edit delete reply
You ruin all the fun.
FanOfMostEverything 27th Apr 2014, 5:04 AM edit delete reply
Purple Orange Blue? A 73 MΩ resistor? When are you ever going to need one of those?
Digo 27th Apr 2014, 7:45 AM edit delete reply
You never know when you need to go against the flow of current events.
Crazy Tom 28th Apr 2014, 8:40 AM edit delete reply
Shiva491 29th Apr 2014, 4:51 AM edit delete reply
Digo--also YES. I laughed out loud.
CrowMagnon 26th Apr 2014, 7:13 AM edit delete reply
Heh, looks like Phil doesn't know what to make of the game-tsundere.
The Old One 26th Apr 2014, 9:10 AM edit delete reply
Phil's in-head voice:

"God, why did I agree to this. Stupid gam.....OMG! Girls! They're ALL girls!"

"I wonder which one I can score with?"
Disloyal Subject 26th Apr 2014, 9:59 AM Betting edit delete reply
...I will not be surprised if Rarity['s player] picks up on, and manipulates, that. Poor soul.
CrowMagnon 26th Apr 2014, 10:37 AM edit delete reply
So, who's playing Shining Armor? None of the main characters in GL3.5 have blue borders around their OOC text.
Kinrah 26th Apr 2014, 11:12 AM edit delete reply
Well, actually, there is - Gordon, he who appeared in Nat's flashback. Unless he's GL3.5's GM, and will move from GMing to play Sanji, he hasn't appeared at all.
CrowMagnon 26th Apr 2014, 12:26 PM edit delete reply
Okay, yeah, that would make sense. Between the hinting that GM and Gordon are the same person, and being Phil's roommate, that would explain why he's able to drag Phil into it.
Raxon 26th Apr 2014, 11:35 AM edit delete reply
Two guys. Six girls. Two mares will remain on Equestrian Elimidate!
Digo 26th Apr 2014, 6:47 PM edit delete reply
*Snerk* I was thinking along those lines. XD
Raxon 26th Apr 2014, 7:57 PM edit delete reply
It was just the show that came on before beastmaster when I was a kid.

AKA the vastly superior show that was totally awesome!
Indalecio 26th Apr 2014, 9:22 PM edit delete reply

Two mares enter! One mare leaves!
Raxon 26th Apr 2014, 11:03 PM edit delete reply
Elimidate: Thunderdome

MMA dating game show where women beat the crap out of each other to win a date with the dude. Professional catfighting between two female masters of their respective martial arts.


Abuse is not okay. Hitting someone who can't fight back is usually frowned upon by society. A fight between two equals for the purposes of mating is hot. The more skilled, the better.

I have... generally societally frowned upon interests.

I play Dwarf Fortress. How could I not?
Kaze Koichi 27th Apr 2014, 2:28 AM edit delete reply
Guy's, this is just brutal. Can't you be less violent? Can't you go BEYOND THUNDERDOME?
Shutting up now.
Digo 27th Apr 2014, 7:46 AM edit delete reply
I'll admit, I chuckled at the commentary puns.
Specter 27th Apr 2014, 7:44 AM edit delete reply
Personally, I'm with Kaze Koichi on this one. I don't really like the idea of violence in the first place (I'm a pacifist), but violence to be the main thing for a dating game? seriously? It's the same reason I dislike Football (the American version).

Plus, imagine how freaking terrible that would be for those who weren't like Rainbow or Applejack.

I know this seems long and unnerving for the more, "cool", people, but seriously. (Face hits keyboard a few times).
Disloyal Subject 27th Apr 2014, 10:39 AM Violence edit delete reply
@Specter - Well, it wouldn't be forced on people. If it was, then violence would be called for to end the violence! And that's where paladins come from. ...hmm; a paladin who reads Mao Zedong sounds like fun...
Reply to Raxon erased for being overly misinterpretable and/or creepy.
Specter 27th Apr 2014, 2:57 PM edit delete reply
Yeah I know, and I am well aware of the historical quote, "If you want peace, prepare for war." I just don't like it.
Raxon 27th Apr 2014, 8:38 PM edit delete reply
There are many unpleasant things. Nobody who truly understands war wants to participate in one. War is a violent, terrible thing, which should never be the first option. However, a nation must defend itself. In addition, there is a complicated international social system in place. Basically, if someone makes an attack on you, and you just sit there and take it, others will attack you thinking you're weak and vulnerable. Thus, a retaliatory strike is required to ward off future attacks. At least, that's how it was until recently.

Long story short, pacifism and kindness are nice here in the first world, but countries with starving people, without the comforts you take for granted, can only be ruled through force, because when there isn't enough to go around, people are not friendly and generous. They are not neighborly.

People devolve into violent savages when placed in desperate situations out of necessity. Not because they want to, but because they must in order to survive. That is why most third world countries have volatile political climates, and regimes rise and fall every couple of years.

Uncle Quark explains it well.

That said, organized martial arts are not the savagery war is. It is a sporting competition, not a life or death struggle.

Heh. I used to be a pacifist, too. If your moral high road requires everyone else to respect your moral high road to function, you won't last long. I'm not knocking peace or peaceful solutions, I'm just saying that sometimes, peace can only be obtained after you have shown your resolve to fight.

Also, for reference, two women catfighting does not interest me. A regular catfight is boring, and I find myself disappointed. What I enjoy is watching two skilled and powerful participants face each other in such a way that they are at least fairly evenly matched.

DBZ, Mightest Disciple Kenichi, Bleach, Yu Gi Oh, Mar, Hikaru No Go, the list goes on and on. I hate watching little league, and I hate watching complete amateurs try to fight.

Besides, catfights are almost always between Hollywood bimbo types. You know, the beautiful types who always get their way. They are the least interesting type of person.
Super Kami Guru 28th Apr 2014, 1:41 AM edit delete reply
Specter, while I respect your views, morales, and opinions; I'm gonna have to agree almost literally everything Raxon said. The only thing I have yet to actually witness is a real catfight and then I can decide as to whether or not they are entertaining.

That being said, please don't take it the wrong way
Raxon 28th Apr 2014, 2:16 AM edit delete reply
I've seen a few. The women just claw at each other and pull hair. And scream. I was about ready to wade in there and beat the tar out of them both, just to make their horrible banshee screeches stop.

Altogether uninteresting and unappetizing.
Digo 28th Apr 2014, 4:23 AM edit delete reply
I've watched some European football. They can just as 'personal' as American football at times.

Neither can hold a candle to the violence that is hockey though. :3
Raxon 28th Apr 2014, 4:53 AM edit delete reply
You seem to be forgetting the European version of American football, rugby. It is like American football, but you are allowed to use serious injury causing moves, and no protective padding is used.

And yes, nonamerican football is just as bad, probably worse. At least we don't have riots over who won the big game.
Specter 28th Apr 2014, 7:42 AM edit delete reply
I do not disapprove what anyone has said, I actually agree with pretty much all of you (Just like the quote from Gandi near the end of the A-Team movie).

I just sort of feel like Horace from The Rangers Apprentice series.
kriss1989 28th Apr 2014, 8:11 AM edit delete reply
Specter I'm a pacifist too. There is a big difference between violence and a sport. A sport is something done with rules and regulations to prevent injury, and is performed on a voluntary basis with all involved. Violence usually has neither of those factors, especially the first part, and has serious real life consiquences. If you not like them, that's nine. Heck, I wouldn't watch the show either, not because I'm a pacifist, but because it sounds tacky and low grade.
Specter 28th Apr 2014, 3:50 PM edit delete reply
Yeah, I know. I just have to large a biased thought towards anything my family has ever done (kind of like coffee). But I do know that there are reasons all of those exist. Heck, in most simulation games like SimCity or civilization, I sort of help promote those stuff. So yeah, you can all pretty much say I am biased on the subject and hypocritical. (It's all the same)
Kaze Koichi 29th Apr 2014, 9:05 AM edit delete reply
Easy, dude. I... never expected this. I just wanted to make a Beyond Thunderdome joke. How often do you think one has a chance to do it?
Guest 27th Apr 2014, 1:30 AM edit delete reply
Still waiting for FiD
hurry it up chop chop
Raxon 27th Apr 2014, 2:09 AM edit delete reply
Hey! No! Bad!

I get the last comment! Bad guest! Bad!
FanOfMostEverything 27th Apr 2014, 5:07 AM edit delete reply
Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays at 6 AM Pacific. The days are at the top of the page, the time can be extrapolated from seeing when it updates relative to you.

tl;dr: Natural 1 on your Troll check.
Raxon 27th Apr 2014, 5:52 AM edit delete reply
Yeah. Fuzzball's not your personal servant. Everyone knows he's mine! Or he was, until that woman got her hooks in him!

If he had just told me he was into that stuff, but noooo, he had to find a real woman, with fancy leather whips.

My cat-5 o nine tails is just as good, damn it!
Specter 27th Apr 2014, 7:49 AM edit delete reply
Raxon, you're still weird and random on a whole other level, let me know if Deadpool and/or Pinkie Pie are your subconscious.

FanOfMostEverything, your name is still standing strong for the meaning behind it.

Random Guest, try waiting for something that's not on the basis of updating every other/few days, like Fallout is Dragons, or the creation of an amazing story.
Euric 28th Apr 2014, 8:43 AM edit delete reply
I think he ment fallout is dragons, same acronym, very different thing
kriss1989 28th Apr 2014, 8:16 AM edit delete reply
Forest Inspection Devision? Flame Ionization Detecter? Freaky Interstelar Doves? Field Interface Device? First in Defense? Fault Insertion Device? Flight Identification Device? Foreign Inteligence Defense? Futile Internet Distraction? Favorite International Designer?
Destrustor 28th Apr 2014, 12:02 PM edit delete reply
Oooh, are we doing this again?

Friction Inhibitor Dosage?
Frankly Indecisive Dudes?
Folly Increasing Dames?
Ferns Interrogating Dutchmen?
Flappy Irregular Drummers?
Frederick Is Dangerous?
Failed Irish Dancers?
Follicles In Despair?
Fables Inferred Deceptively?
Fiery Inferno Doused?
For Instantaneous Depth?
From Ivan Dearly?
Fabricated Innocuous Delirium?
Fake Inhaled Drugs?
Flipping Irresponsible Dinosaurs?
Fractured Impossible Destinies?
Footing Insecure: Death?
Foreboding Inconsequential Detail?
Fabulous Intrinsic Duty?
Feeding Insects, Dave?
Fear Index: Definite?
AlternateUniverse!Zuche 28th Apr 2014, 12:33 PM edit delete reply
Fucking Incessant Dickbags.

I will show myself the door.
Destrustor 29th Apr 2014, 2:29 AM edit delete reply
Oh hoho, Flaunting Interpersonal Disrespect, I see...

DungeonMiner 28th Apr 2014, 12:03 PM Lurker edit delete reply
Here we go again...
Specter 28th Apr 2014, 3:52 PM edit delete reply
Huh... (looks at titles)... Woops.
kriss1989 28th Apr 2014, 8:35 PM edit delete reply
Hey if he's going to troll, he needs to step up his game in here. We got Raxon, we have master class trolling.
TechUnadept 1st May 2014, 1:58 AM JonTron no like edit delete reply
Oookay... Here we go... Everybody's faaavorite... :(
Guest 2nd May 2014, 10:27 AM edit delete reply
Last post.
Raxon 5th Oct 2014, 1:04 AM edit delete reply
Not today, mister.
kriss1989 7th Oct 2014, 7:43 AM edit delete reply
Good on ya!
Rebecca Goehner 29th Aug 2016, 4:12 PM YOU GUYS are the biggest GEEKS I've ever read. edit delete reply
Have any of you ever actually been laid?