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31st Jul 2014, 6:00 AM in Sweet and Elite
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She's A Maniac
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Newbiespud 31st Jul 2014, 6:00 AM edit delete
Feel free to mentally replace this page's title with any memetic song title or lyric about dancing from the last four decades.

A couple of commenters legitimately called this one. Pat yourselves on the back.

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Other Guest 31st Jul 2014, 6:05 AM edit delete reply
Yes, that dance would be a natural "1".
dracostarcloud 31st Jul 2014, 6:21 AM edit delete reply
Or a Natural 20 on Perform: Dance! =D
Digo 31st Jul 2014, 6:33 AM edit delete reply
On the grounds of Canterlot
Or up in Cloudsdale where it's hot, hot
With the dice selection
And my luck's rejection
I'm dancing on a One

When there's no-one else that botched
But the gaming table watched
Well I rolled so low
For my stealth skill check so
Now I'm dancing on a One

Oh dancing on a One
Oh dancing on a One
Well there's nothing to lose
And there's nothing to prove
I'll be dancing on a One
Eagle's Cry 2nd Aug 2014, 4:56 AM edit delete reply
A little Billy Idol? Nice.
Clonchrooper 31st Jul 2014, 6:07 AM Hooray! edit delete reply
I checked this just a couple minutes ago and now I'm back and here it is!! Yaaaaay. Also... dancing? Having never seen this episode, I had no idea what was going to happen, but this was awesome.
Digo 31st Jul 2014, 6:35 AM edit delete reply
In the actual episode Twilight was trying to get a little dance group going... except she had four left hooves with the most adorkable dance moves ever. It was the cutest thing to watch (with all the other ponies slowly backing away).
The Old One 31st Jul 2014, 1:57 PM edit delete reply
She *clearly* must have found scratched in a book somewhere "Dance like nobody's watching" and took it to heart.

Or that's Pinkie's influence, cuz that's exactly the sort of thing you would do at a Pinkie party
The MunchKING 31st Jul 2014, 4:34 PM edit delete reply
The MunchKING
It's a 'thing' that she dances like that. She did in EQG too. And if you thought it looked silly when a HORSE did it...
Disloyal Subject 31st Jul 2014, 10:27 PM The Club Can't Even edit delete reply
Disloyal Subject
I noticed the other characters plainly found it odd, but I liked it... But then, I never know what I'm doing on a dance floor anyway.
Digo 1st Aug 2014, 6:43 AM edit delete reply
Pretty sure you're in the majority category there. :) I don't know either, but that rarely stopped me.
bombom13 1st Aug 2014, 10:00 PM edit delete reply
Definitely a majority. As long as you know that everyone is faking it, it can be a lot of fun.
Anonymous 31st Jul 2014, 6:13 AM edit delete reply
Sweet fancy Moses.
CrowMagnon 31st Jul 2014, 6:17 AM edit delete reply
T 31st Jul 2014, 1:03 PM edit delete reply
Anonymous 5th Aug 2014, 3:20 PM edit delete reply
It's a Seinfeld reference.
Derpmind 31st Jul 2014, 6:28 AM edit delete reply
Twilight dances so hard, she dances into the Dance-Future mini-campaign.
Derpmind 1st Aug 2014, 8:20 AM edit delete reply
Interestingly enough, according to Fimfiction's statistics this link got 112 clicks for that fic. And there are zero comments here or recently on the fic's page. I guess I won't link to fimfic from here again. Eh.
Newbiespud 1st Aug 2014, 7:08 PM edit delete reply
I really liked it!
Forderz 6th Aug 2014, 6:28 PM edit delete reply
I loved it. It was incredible. I felt the figgity-funk.
V4V 31st Jul 2014, 7:00 AM Safety Dance edit delete reply
V4V 31st Jul 2014, 7:01 AM edit delete reply
Safety Dance
FanOfMostEverything 31st Jul 2014, 7:03 AM edit delete reply
That dance isn't at all safe. At least, not for anyone who watches it.
Specter 31st Jul 2014, 8:49 AM edit delete reply
We once did the safety dance in my school (chemistry), a jar got broken.
Giggle Tail 31st Jul 2014, 7:42 AM edit delete reply
Giggle Tail
Can't believe I'm the first to say this, but...

It looks like she....Rick rolled :P

...I'm not sorry.
T 31st Jul 2014, 1:10 PM edit delete reply
Should have just posted a link
Giggle Tail 31st Jul 2014, 2:00 PM edit delete reply
Giggle Tail
Meh, I felt like the pun needed to be deliberately acknowledged :P
Crystalite 31st Jul 2014, 7:58 AM edit delete reply
You can dance if you want to,
You can leave your stealth behind
'Cause your dice didn't roll, and if they don't roll
Then they're no dice of mine...
Digo 31st Jul 2014, 8:34 AM edit delete reply
Say, we can fight who want to
A place where guards will never mind
And we can act like we are just murder hobos
Cause the Exps aren't far behind
The Angry Vegan 1st Aug 2014, 12:41 AM edit delete reply
We can go where we want to
You don't like it? Well then I
Will turn your fleet into piles of meat
And shoot you when you try to fly
Toric 31st Jul 2014, 8:42 AM edit delete reply
If there was a DC on style, then she JUST BEAT IT
Disloyal Subject 31st Jul 2014, 10:04 AM Too Bad Quadrupeds Probably Can't Do That Shuffle edit delete reply
Disloyal Subject
Stop... NAT ONE!
Odious Call 31st Jul 2014, 6:17 PM edit delete reply
There's a high,
Difficulty Class,
So this is one check,
You can't pass

Na nanana,
Nana, nana,
Can't pass this.
FanOfMostEverything 1st Aug 2014, 5:13 AM edit delete reply
Your twenty-sider can't roll above a three.
You swear it's a statistical anomaly.
The rest of us know that no matter what the DC,
Can't beat it, you can't beat it.
Specter 31st Jul 2014, 8:47 AM edit delete reply
*Pat self on back*

Normally, such thoughts for self-graduation is beyond my self-loathing, but I enjoy getting something right that could have a really messed up answer (impossible quiz for instance).

As for Video!, I know for a fact I can't do better then what is already posted. Congrats, you did better then I, and I can do nothing.

... Yay.
Newbiespud 31st Jul 2014, 9:49 AM edit delete reply
Every time I see you apologize or self-deprecate in one of your video posts, I feel like I have to remind you:

This is not a contest. This is not your obligation. Chiiiiilllllllllll.
Specter 31st Jul 2014, 10:11 AM edit delete reply
I hate compition (contests) and don't care (cooperation is my style). Reeeellllaaaaxxxx.

All I am doing is giving props to others who have an alternative source of videos to choose from, that compliment the page better then something I can find at the moment.
Raxon 31st Jul 2014, 8:45 PM edit delete reply
He's a teen. Self deprecation is his normal state of mind.
Specter 31st Jul 2014, 9:28 PM edit delete reply
Half right.

I am actually 18, not a teen any longer. But to be honest, it feels absolutely no different.
you know that guy 1st Aug 2014, 5:53 AM edit delete reply
Eighteen has the word "teen" in it.
Bombom13 1st Aug 2014, 10:12 PM edit delete reply
I must concur that 18 does indeed have the word teen in it. Actually, this is common in many languages, such as German.
Specter 31st Jul 2014, 8:59 AM edit delete reply
Just a few bits before I continue on my normal schedule.

-Depending on what song it was, I would join Twilight on the dance floor (dance grass?)

-Panel 3, the news. I once had a campaign an d the GM actually implemented news choppers and P.I.s and all of this stuff no one ever thinks of. A mask (as suggested by Ryan of Let's Play, GTA 5, was right on the nose) made my guys life easier.
MuffinMark 31st Jul 2014, 10:00 AM edit delete reply
Dancing with herself
Dancing with herself
When you've botched your roll
And you've failed your goal
She'll be dancing with herself
NR 31st Jul 2014, 10:08 AM edit delete reply

... Sorry, had to say that, it's one of my favorite memes XD .
Philadelphus 31st Jul 2014, 10:22 AM edit delete reply
I liked Rainbow's comment about picking up the slack by vandalizing more lawn art. Along with the expression it just struck me as extra funny.
jdb1984 31st Jul 2014, 10:33 AM edit delete reply
You're a dancing princess
Young and sweet
Probably 23
Raxon 31st Jul 2014, 12:40 PM edit delete reply
Wyvern 31st Jul 2014, 12:58 PM edit delete reply
Canterlot and the life is high;
A better party than Pinkie Pie;
Where they have the right ponies,
Rarity and friends.
Here comes the unicorn queen!

Anypony could be the one;
The night is young and the stakes are high.
It's a garden party, everyone is there,
You're in the mood for dance.
And when you get the chance...

Robin Bobcat 31st Jul 2014, 4:48 PM edit delete reply
"Elaine *danced*?"

"... it was more like a full-body dry heave, set to music."
ShadowDragon8685 31st Jul 2014, 6:28 PM edit delete reply
Well, not the best news, but it could be so much worse.

She could be dancing the Macarena.
guy 31st Jul 2014, 9:38 PM edit delete reply
Or the *Shudder* Funky Chicken.
I agree. Could definitely have been worse.
jdb1984 1st Aug 2014, 9:59 PM edit delete reply
I just learned that the Macarana song is Spanish, rather than something that just never made any sense.
Toric 31st Jul 2014, 8:13 PM edit delete reply
Think of it this way. She's distracting them with random dancing. Include a musical number and you've practically bought like 20 seconds as the BBEG just stares blankly at you. (Hint, you'll totally get this once you see something that's really big right now...)
Digo 1st Aug 2014, 6:47 AM edit delete reply
I remember one boss fight that the PALADIN of all the PCs ended up kissing the lady BBEG to stall her a round for the cleric to get a full-round spell cast.

It was so hilarious that I allowed it. XD
Starphoenix 1st Aug 2014, 6:01 PM edit delete reply
I remember in a My Little Pony: Roleplaying is Magic game one shot I proceeded to constantly hit on the BBEG Eldritch Abomination for several rounds as others were helping de-brainwash a writer. Between another pony's efforts to befriend her and my attempts to hit on her, we depleted around half her Willpower (given, I misjudged my to hit rolls for romancing her) before we all escaped the nightmare world.
█████ 2nd Aug 2014, 1:49 AM edit delete reply
While I understand the context, I can't help but imagine someone trying to romance a specific part of the abomination and missing the target.

"Those luscious lips, those seductive sensory organs, thy bounteous...buttocks?"
"Oooh, bad luck. Okay, the abomination is now enraged."