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Newbiespud 6th Sep 2014, 6:00 AM edit delete
This has been Sweet and Elite, folks! I hope you enjoyed the ride.

Fallout is Dragons Session 21 is coming. I've been pulling another all-nighter to get this thing done, but it'll probably be another hour for the podcast version and two for the video.
Session 21: Libsyn YouTube

At this point, I am very, very tired. I'll be taking a two-week break, but friend of the comic frostedWarlock has graciously offered to help fill the gap with a small guest arc, so that should be fun. And when Friendship is Dragons returns on the 23rd, we'll get started on Luna Eclipsed. See you then!


Guest 6th Sep 2014, 6:22 AM edit delete reply
Skipping Discord, are we? Ah, you'll come back to him. Luna should be fun in the meantime.
Night Writer 6th Sep 2014, 6:25 AM edit delete reply
And, of course, Luna Eclipsed was an episode where Rarity doesn't appear (although apparently the writers had a scene planned but they cut it for time), but her voice actress is still front and center as Luna. Very nice touch. This is going to be interesting.
TurretBot 16th Sep 2014, 12:19 PM TurretBot edit delete reply
That's... Actually super-genius.
Guest 6th Sep 2014, 6:25 AM edit delete reply
And a thousand brony tabletop gamers punched the air.
Legomaniack 6th Sep 2014, 6:33 AM edit delete reply
And so it begins.
Digo 6th Sep 2014, 6:37 AM edit delete reply
Twists in a character's personal story arc, I like it! Sadly, I have so few PCs that I only recently been experiencing something like that.

In a Pony game, my character was built to be the team tank and draw away aggro from the others. Unfortunately, two other team members have taken up the melee fighter role so I've been less-than-effective in defending the other PCs. Recently the engineer of the group has been getting into melee.

So my character is in a quandary over how to advance because her original role is now useless. Since her hobbies included singing and lore, she's started into taking up the role of Bard. Suddenly a new direction has been acquired! :D
Guest 6th Sep 2014, 7:23 PM edit delete reply
Having Twist in your characer arc, however, is a disappointment on the grandest scale imaginable.
Raxon 6th Sep 2014, 8:37 PM edit delete reply
I like Twist. She's a friendly filly who makes candy! And she was best friends with Applebloom, up until Twist got her cutie mark. Then Applebloom began to shun her and never hung out with her again.

I don't think Applebloom is a very nice pony.
Digo 7th Sep 2014, 6:23 AM edit delete reply
It depends on the twist. In m character's case, becoming the team bard was actually better than team tank. I've been Rocking the Charisma skill checks and have become the unofficial team leader with my newfound Diplomacy.

Now, if the twist didn't turn out to be fun, then yes it could be a disappointing thing. Like the one Star Trek game I was in. I had an android doctor who's arc was that his original design was that of a spy/infiltrator. However that never got brought up, instead my character had to deal with another android (not related) who was out to kill organic life and kept bothering me to join his cause like a door-to-door salesman. Since my arc never came up, the party didn't know my skill potential and I got regulated to a band-aid dispenser.
Malroth 8th Sep 2014, 12:47 PM edit delete reply
"Tank" is not a valid party role in Dnd, the difference in HP between casters and melee is trivial, Healing is too expensive relative to damage taken and Aggro management is non existent. Of course a high social stat, master of all skills rockstar with mind control spells is going to be more fun than a "tank" especially since you're fighting just as well as one and all it cost you is 1 hp per lv (on average).
dracostarcloud 7th Sep 2014, 12:16 AM edit delete reply
My party-hard, pesh-smoking Tengu had such a twist come: faced with an orphaned Aludemon (whose family the Tengu had helped killed), he had to decided between killing it too, letting a Paladin kill it 'cause EVIIIIIIIL, or letting the little thing run free.

I decided he would adopt the little bugger and make her an apprentice sorcerer!

Of course, a party-hard, pesh-smoking popcorn baron can't responsibly train an apprentice, so he KICKED THE HABIT. He also had most of his scars healed up (nothing charms the ladies more than a smooth-talking bird with battle scars, I guess?) so he looks more respectable.

Before, he was Lord Kobsworthington Esquire the III, popcorn baron-in-exile. And now...?

Still Lord Kobsworthington Esquire the III, popcorn baron-in-exile, but now he has a sidekick. To paraphrase Batman: "I got into this to murderhobo criminals, not children."
guy 6th Sep 2014, 6:48 AM edit delete reply
Yay princess luna!
She's one of my favourites.
But then, they all are.
Newbiespud 6th Sep 2014, 6:57 AM edit delete reply
A comment haiku?
Did you do that on purpose?
So what prompted this?
Adens 6th Sep 2014, 7:51 AM edit delete reply
Guy is a poet,
And Luna is best princess.
It speaks for itself.
The MunchKING 6th Sep 2014, 10:27 PM edit delete reply
The MunchKING
Haikus I've thought were Lame.
I never could get into this game.
Limericks, though are nice,
And now you pay the price,
of this rhyme's inexplicable fame.
Mykin 6th Sep 2014, 7:23 AM edit delete reply
*Claps* Same here man, same here.
Specter 6th Sep 2014, 9:50 AM edit delete reply
Princess of the Night.
Free from imprisonment moon.
What will she do now?

I have every right to expand my creativity, I thank "guy" for the opportunity. yay.
Guest 6th Sep 2014, 3:58 PM edit delete reply
A Random Haiku
But sometimes it might make sense
a Purple Monkey
FanOfMostEverything 6th Sep 2014, 10:42 AM edit delete reply
Rogue unplayable?
An option presents itself:
"What's Luna up to?"
PikalaxALT 6th Sep 2014, 3:57 PM edit delete reply
Ah, a new chapter.
This one is gonna be good.
Enter night's princess!
Bombom13 6th Sep 2014, 7:17 PM edit delete reply
Oh I love this comic,
it feels like something is missing.
Hey! Wait! where's Raxon?
Raxon 6th Sep 2014, 11:34 PM edit delete reply
Big Mac and the mares;
He is a gentle stallion.
Naughty pony bits.
LilyK 6th Sep 2014, 10:19 PM edit delete reply
As Princesses go,
I prefer one pink and dead.
But Luna's cool too.
Raxon 7th Sep 2014, 12:32 AM edit delete reply
A pony, life lost.
Who can pull her from darkness?
Luna of the night.

Rarity cries out;
"My life is surely over!"
This mare is grounded.

Rarity hides from the world.
Locked inside her room.

Marshmallow pony,
Seasoned with such bitter tears.
Someone fetch my spoon.

Rarity is gone.
Spike is the new Rarity.
Go, be fabulous.

Too many haikus.
I must write until they're gone.
Guy, you are an ass.

Why, I ask you, why?
From where do these haikus come?
Someone make it stop.

Crawling in my brain,
These words, they won't stop flowing.
Beer is what I need.

A most frightful thing,
Imagination unbound.
You unleashed the flood.

There's no end in sight.
These haikus will end us all.
There is no hope left.

Guy, you were a fool.
See the horror you let loose.
I can't bucking stop.

We are all doomed now.
There is no escape for us.
I must survive all.

Raxon log, day one.
The haiku apocalypse.
It came, and they're gone.

Raxon log, day two.
I alone still have my wits.
The others are lost.

Raxon log, day three.
They try to speak, but no dice.
Their minds have broken.

Raxon log, day six.
Their incoherent babbling,
It is but gurgles.

Raxon log, day eight.
These are no longer my friends.
I must find more food.

Raxon log, day twelve.
Guy was the first, hostile now.
I must fight to live.

Rax log, day sixteen.
What once were people are beasts.
My belly cries out.

Rax log, day twenty.
It is no longer safe here.
I run in darkness.

Log, day twenty four.
I killed Demonu today.
I mourned long ago.

Rax log, day thirty.
I could not waste the bodies.
I'm the real monster.

Log, day thirty five.
The cheetos have long been gone.
Tell myself I must.

Rax log, day sixty.
The last of them is dead now.
Must ration with care.

Log, day sixty eight.
I am hungry, no more food.
I must find a store.

Log, day seventy.
The haikus taint the water.
My last filter died.

Day seventy four.
The haikus are twisting me.
My mind is going.

Day seventy eight.
I don't fell so gud know, joe.
I just can't eat you.

Rax Log, day eighty.
ate joe splinters in my face
my belly is full

Log, day eighty five.
have new friend new friend is joe
i wont ate this joe

Log, day eighty six.
joe was et now by haiku
i et more joe now

Log, day ninety two.
joe many leggs crunchy bites
stig my hand oll red

Log, day one hundred.
haiku et al jo mak frend
i am al haiku
Specter 7th Sep 2014, 7:29 AM edit delete reply
Log book of "Raxon".
Why so long I do not know.
Maybe crazy too?
Eyepoppee 7th Sep 2014, 12:05 AM edit delete reply
I'm not good at haiku.
The syllables are too hard.
I might have screwed up.
XScarredHeart 6th Sep 2014, 7:16 AM edit delete reply
Jennifer 6th Sep 2014, 7:27 AM edit delete reply
I don't know if you meant it that way, but panel 8 looks like it leads into panel 9. Nice touch.

So Rarity's player... is going to play Luna? I can't wait to see this.
Random Anon 7th Sep 2014, 4:43 AM edit delete reply
+1 The transition between those panels is fantasic, as they share the lavender backgrounds and light rays. An animated version could just pan left from Rarity to Luna.
Raxon 6th Sep 2014, 8:59 AM edit delete reply
Oh, I very much like this direction. Yesss.
j-eagle12212012 6th Sep 2014, 10:07 AM edit delete reply

It would seem you are something of a legend around this comic... I decided to go back a read from the begining and read the comments and saw your first ever post which had been saught out by others. You sir are legend
Seanpony Renaud 6th Sep 2014, 11:20 AM Legendary Raxon edit delete reply
Yes, he is a legend. My one dream is that someday I will post before him. Well that and that I'll have my own web comic and someone like Raxon will haunt it.
Raxon 6th Sep 2014, 1:33 PM edit delete reply
That first one is possible. That second one, however...

Actually, I have my suspicions that Newbiespud has a sock puppet to introduce ideas and theories into the comic.

But that would be ridiculous! He'd have to mask his style of writing, and conceal his opinions somehow. He would need a different avatar. Something with a mask, I would think. Perhaps with some flavor of insanity to hide his presence.
Mykin 6th Sep 2014, 4:59 PM edit delete reply
Ridiculous indeed...that it would be a sock puppet! Honestly, what are you thinking?!

...Its clearly a pet rock.
Rokas 7th Sep 2014, 4:40 AM edit delete reply magnificent bastard. Now we'll never know the truth, for what you said could be exactly right, or merely another one of your legendary mind games.

I salute you, Newbiespud/Raxon/Whoever you are. o7 For now until the end of time this secret will pass with thee and only thineself. Even if one account or the other says anything on the issue, we may never know because Raxon. BECAUSE RAXON.

I'm going to use that as an excuse from now on. Because Raxon.
you know that guy 7th Sep 2014, 9:21 AM edit delete reply
From what I've seen, Spud would have to care more about what the commenters here think than he does, and respect us less than he does, to have a sock puppet.
Guest 10th Sep 2014, 10:54 AM edit delete reply
Oh wow, I never thought of that. It might even motivate me to continue mine.
Guest 6th Sep 2014, 9:09 AM edit delete reply
You're still doing the 500th page, right?
Newbiespud 6th Sep 2014, 9:18 AM edit delete reply
Ssssh. I want it to be a surprise.
Disloyal Subject 6th Sep 2014, 9:29 AM Seriously, can anyone ever see these titles? edit delete reply
Disloyal Subject I'm wondering if Pinkie's player is going to manage to work in that crazy cat lady joke as Rarity returns.
I imagine cat hair could get to be problematic for a seamstress.
NellzDaBlackKing 6th Sep 2014, 9:58 AM edit delete reply
Ah we're gonna go into Tabitha's other character? Well this is gonna be amusing to see what Rarity has planned.
Lyntermas 6th Sep 2014, 10:48 AM edit delete reply
Rarity: I was thinking about doing a sort-of one-shot character. At least until I can get Rarity sorted out.
DM: Hmm. What about Lotus Blossom, the spa pony? You guys seemed to have taken a liking to her.
Rarity: Goodness gracious, no. While Lotus is certainly a capable individual, she's understands that she provides an irreplaceable service to Ponyville. She simply can't go gallivanting around fighting monsters; she's more of a "mission control" type.
DM: ...And you know this how?
Rarity: It's called reading between the lines, dearie.
Specter 6th Sep 2014, 2:31 PM edit delete reply
Pinkie: Oh! I know, I know. You should play Wilfred.
DM: Wilfred?
Rarity: Who's Wilfred?
Pinkie: You know. You cut off your tail and gave it to him.
Twilight: Wait, you mean the sea serpent from the first session?
Pinkie: Yeah!
DM: Wait, you named him "Wilfred"?
you know that guy 7th Sep 2014, 9:26 AM edit delete reply
Specter I hope you take this as a compliment, that your posting quality has vastly improved in the time since you came here.
Specter 7th Sep 2014, 10:15 AM edit delete reply
Thank you. I have actually been noticing that too (I am pretty aware of my lack of skill). I theorize I get better by studying the habits of others and to adapt their writing into my own skills (i.e. I am a leech).
Shiva491 7th Sep 2014, 10:45 AM edit delete reply
Specter, that's not quite "leeching" --that's "practicing and studying the masters."

It's how just about anyone learns an art--mimic other people until you get a good idea of how to do it yourself, and can start adding your own touches.

And you have definitely improved. One suggestion that I feel like throwing out there--if you're linking to a video, try to lead into it a bit more gracefully than saying "Video!" (or a variant thereof). That gets a bit dull after a while.
Specter 7th Sep 2014, 11:03 AM edit delete reply

I mostly do the Video! thing so I can easily find that I did a video for the page. But yeah, I should be more discrete.
Raxon 7th Sep 2014, 8:07 PM edit delete reply
I have to agree. You're fitting in more and more. I respect your video time. Maybe I should contribute to it sometime.

I haven't been allowed to contribute to a regularity of this comic since the fiber brownie incident.

I might just have a few videos, not yet. Next weekend, I think. For full exposure.
ClosetBrony?! 6th Sep 2014, 1:18 PM edit delete reply
This is the scene that brought me into MLP, Rarity's.. wallowing in whatever ponies are supposed to wallow in. With this, Rarity went from a pony who I would normally dislike because of her drama antics to one of my top 6 ponies because of her hilarious drama antics and her erhm, obaa-san mannerisms.

...Hold on, the person who voiced Rarity also voiced Princess Luna?!?!
Starphoenix 6th Sep 2014, 2:52 PM edit delete reply
Yes, Tabitha St. Germaine voiced both Rarity and Princess Luna. She's been with the franchise for a while now.

And Suited For Success was my first episode of MLP, and I too became a fast fan of Rarity largely because of this episode.

And then I watched Green Isn't Your Color...

Then A Dog and Pony Show...

All of that was unintentional, but I ended up binge watching Rarity episodes. Is it any wonder she's in my top 3?
Raxon 6th Sep 2014, 4:33 PM edit delete reply
Rarity is a favorite of mine. She's a large ham. Much like myself.
Digo 7th Sep 2014, 6:26 AM edit delete reply
I tend to compare my daughter to Rarity. They whine in the similar fashion. :3
Anon 6th Sep 2014, 7:17 PM edit delete reply
For me, it was the "THIS is whining!" scene that clued me in to just how good Tabitha is at acting. Still middle-of-the-road on Rarity (the prissy types always leave me cold), but nothing but awe for her voice skill.
Raxon 6th Sep 2014, 8:00 PM edit delete reply
For me, it was "But I really mean it this time!"

That cemented in my mind that she's a drama queen, but she knows when to turn it off. I hate drama queens, because they tend to be extremely irritating and one dimensional. They are almost always self absorbed bitches with no redeeming qualities. Rarity's redeeming qualities, to me, are that she's a large ham, she's entertaining and funny, and she immediately drops it when she realizes that someone else is upset or in pain.
Laurence 6th Sep 2014, 2:19 PM edit delete reply
I can't wait to see how CANTERLOT VOICE will be reacted to.
Taco Belle 6th Sep 2014, 5:43 PM edit delete reply
The Royal Canterlot Voice is a Side Effect of having 40+ Charisma in D&D.

You thought Rarity was a Diplomancer, wait till you see LUNA!
Abraman 6th Sep 2014, 2:56 PM edit delete reply
If I was in Rarity's position, I would be angry, sad, and resentful all at the same time. I think she handled it very well.
kiapet 6th Sep 2014, 4:27 PM edit delete reply
Haha, it's always fun when a player's reaction sends the DM verbally backpedaling.
Talyn 7th Sep 2014, 7:13 AM edit delete reply
So... am I the only one who sees this whole situation as Celestia deliberately, with one totally unrelated visit, clipping Rarity's thief chops by making it obvious that she's publically known, and the charming sweet act is her way of getting Rarity to think that wasn't her plan all along?
Joural 7th Sep 2014, 8:40 AM edit delete reply


Okay, yeah, sure, she just lost access to the guild... until she can prove she isn't under scrutiny. Among the various solutions I see- telling the Thieves Guild that her position as Element of Generosity has placed her more-or-less above scrutiny(Putting her in the perfect position to siphon a little bit of information that might clue the guild in to potential raids and such), agree with their decision, but use whatever drops she had before to request a go-between- someone so implicitly trusted that the investigation wouldn't focus on them(cough cough Twilight Sparkle), regardless of how suspicious their actions might be.

I mean, personally, if I were a member of the thieves guild, I would NEVER have cut her off- she's in a key position in relation to the ruling class, has shown her worth an insane number of times, and you don't have enough info to prove that talking to her is a threat to you. You would just need to be more careful than ever before- and you're a thieves guild. Surely that's enough?

Oh, and Rarity could always tell Celestia that she needs some 'show' (subtle enough to not arouse suspicion, but still enough to be noticed) that she's not under investigation, or her resources(and thus her ability to help Twilight and defend the nation) will be severely hampered. Perhaps something like Celestia having a few of her under cover guard removed from Ponyville with the explanation that she 'trusts her student and their friends to keep things well enough in hand'.

Then, on the Thieves Guild side, she tells them that it's a delicate balance, and they need to be careful in the area, because overt action will lead to increased scrutiny- 'After all, they suspected me once, we hardly want them to look more closely, now do we'?


Seriously, situations like this are spring boards for social tanks. RARITY, WHY YOU NO SPRING?
Random Lurker 7th Sep 2014, 11:19 AM edit delete reply
As this comic shows, Rarity's player does like the twist and the challenge it represents. She only reacted the way she did because she isn't sure where she wants to take her character's story now and is trying to figure that out. So in the meantime, we get Luna.
Jennifer 7th Sep 2014, 12:13 PM edit delete reply
Hey, she'll do the challenge. She's just stumped right now and wants to put it off, that's all.
Malroth 8th Sep 2014, 1:12 PM edit delete reply
You'd never start a physical challenge to the barbarian by paralyzing them and having their weapons confiscated all with no save or attack roll then expect them to bounce back to the challenge.
Joural 8th Sep 2014, 3:55 PM edit delete reply
I suppose, but it seems to me the most in character solution to a problem such as this is the first idea that comes to mind.

Also, a social challenge can't be properly equated to a physical challenge. She still has all her social skills, she's just had her access to some of her physical tools removed. Remind me again why she needs resources to roll diplomacy?
Raxon 8th Sep 2014, 7:53 PM edit delete reply
Because you need money to make bribes?
Malroth 8th Sep 2014, 8:18 PM edit delete reply
Money for bribes and purchases, Reputation that can be leveraged into distractions to enable clever plans, Clout that can be used to shift Investigations away from fruitful areas, Contacts with both above and below ground sources that can get you in to see the one person who can change the mind of someone in power. All of these things were suddenly and without reason taken away from Her and the GM has already shown herself willing to make entire Diplomacy Immune adventurers, Rarity has so far been a Very good sport about things but concidering how the last 2 arcs have been solely about crushing her gameplay style She's got to be near the breaking point.
Guest 10th Sep 2015, 11:03 AM edit delete reply
The funniest parts of the rarity comics are all the nerds trying to act like they know fucking anything about social interaction
Guest 10th Sep 2015, 11:02 AM edit delete reply
Yes, you would.
NecroLeprechaun 8th Sep 2014, 3:50 PM Expectations Dashed edit delete reply
So, when I read the comic I totally thought that Rarity was thinking of hitting up Nightmarity from the DLC comics. Then I read Newbiespud's author notes. I was sad, but I'd rather like to see how this plays out.