Friendship is Dragons
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"I'll, uhh... I'll see what I can do."
Let's hear your best euphemisms!
She needs her "pipes rattled" if you know what I'm talking about
The football player is looking to "blitz her pocket" if you see where I'm going
Ummm yeah I'm done
"We're gonna word play like it's innuendo, if you know what I mean."
"Hey, I'm a quillspike. I get stuck in things."
"Man I'd like to raid THAT dungeon."
"Hey there, wanna see my Magic Missile?"
"Man I'd like to raid THAT dungeon."
"Hey there, wanna see my Magic Missile?"
Yeah, I'm not very good at this.
In terms of D&D innuendos, how's about an oldie-but-goodie from Belkar: "Wanna hold my Rod of Lordly Might?" Or one from Korgan: "There's something long, hard, and low to the ground you're free to touch and fondle." He claims he meant his axe... Or Morte's "Wanna put me in your inventory?" Or anything else Morte says.
...I wanted to sign off with a non-stolen D&D innuendo, but I can't think of one. XD
Not everyone needs an enlarge person, if you catch my drift.
Guess which weapon I'm proficient with...
It's time for the old snatch and grab, as Rarity would say.
After all that yelling, it's time to sooth that sore throat...
Guess which weapon I'm proficient with...
It's time for the old snatch and grab, as Rarity would say.
After all that yelling, it's time to sooth that sore throat...
They're grappling. (Cue IC avoidance of the OOCly dreaded rules.)
She's getting his help starting a spell with a 9 month casting time.
She's in the middle of something right now. Actually, something's in the middle of her. (Stolen from Grrl Power.)
She's getting his help starting a spell with a 9 month casting time.
She's in the middle of something right now. Actually, something's in the middle of her. (Stolen from Grrl Power.)
PT (Physical Training) in the rack (bed) if you catch my drift.
Rattle the head board.
Shake her bed.
Getting the piston moving.
Going spelunking.
Parting the curtains.
Going past the curtains.
Pushing her fun button.
Checking the carpet.
Parking the car in her garage if you get my drift.
Swallowing the gravy.
Tapping out Morse Code (That would be incredibly nerdy and kinda cool if you did that)
I can do this ALL! NIGHT! LOOOONG!!!
GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GOO!
Actually I'm tapped. I'll see when I can get it up again.
(STILL GOT IT!!)
Rattle the head board.
Shake her bed.
Getting the piston moving.
Going spelunking.
Parting the curtains.
Going past the curtains.
Pushing her fun button.
Checking the carpet.
Parking the car in her garage if you get my drift.
Swallowing the gravy.
Tapping out Morse Code (That would be incredibly nerdy and kinda cool if you did that)
I can do this ALL! NIGHT! LOOOONG!!!
GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GOO!
Actually I'm tapped. I'll see when I can get it up again.
(STILL GOT IT!!)
I have an LoZ picture of Ghirahim telling Fi he wants to put his sword in her sheath. Her immediate response is that it's too big. She had no idea why he started blushing.
...fine.
Visiting the nunnery.
Worshipping Sune. (Or Aphrodite, or whoever the dominant pantheon's deity of carnal love is.)
Gathering spell reagents.
Copying from each other's spellbooks.
Tapping for mana.
Casting a nine-month summoning ritual. (Nine for humans, anyway.)
Testing the [getaway van's] suspension.
Watering the forest.
...
"Roller derby," "Journalism."
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks this.
"She has a posterior greater than the Tharsis bulge, and I'd love to land a deep space probe on her Olympus Mons."
It's time to connect the dynotherms, because megathrusters are go, if you catch my meaning.
One for the old-timers:
"Visiting the Festhall." Okay, that's not actually a euphemism in-game.
"Visiting the Festhall." Okay, that's not actually a euphemism in-game.
"He's breaking into the Queen's dungeon, ifyaknowwhatImean."
"She's climbing the wizard's tower" *nudgenudgewinkwink*
"He's back in his room, slayin' the dragon."
"He's callin' on the might of Pelor, if ya know what I'm sayin'."
"After she made me cast Flaming Burst, I had to go to the Cleric for a Remove Disease spell."
"She's climbing the wizard's tower" *nudgenudgewinkwink*
"He's back in his room, slayin' the dragon."
"He's callin' on the might of Pelor, if ya know what I'm sayin'."
"After she made me cast Flaming Burst, I had to go to the Cleric for a Remove Disease spell."
Not that I know any DMs who have ample experience of their plot being derailed for the sake of character development and general shenaniganery. ;)
My Fallout Equestria GM seems to be good at rail-less campaigning. Right now we seem to all be separated and just doing our own thing at this one town, yet adventure is still happening.
Back in college, I was one of the few friends that had a car. Sucked when we went out for drinks or parties because I was ALWAYS the designated driver ._.
I've been there, AJ. Especially when everyone expects you to play taxi at the spur of the moment when you have your car completely filled with stuff for work. Makes for an interesting experience.
And Mr. DM? It's never a good habit to try and leave a mess you've made alone for any length of time. Especially when it leaves one player unhappy with their character because of it. Also Twilight, I see where your going, but I doubt it going to end well. Or even close to well.
After a while I started charging people gas money for my taxi services. Gas ain't cheap!
Me, I had a simple fee - one chocolate milkshake. Longer trips included gas, but it kept me from being the 'around town' taxi.
Are you kidding? It'll clearly end well! It'll be the best night ever!
Are we ever going to get an end to the humanized ponies guest story that broke off with Twilight depressed?
Rarity will come back soon, pretty sure of it. It'll probably just take some time and realization on Rarity's part to figure out which side she belongs to.
...
Or Twilight making the worst mistake she will ever come to know.
Took me a while to spot that, but it is hilarious!
Poor DM. They seem to be in this constant cycle of having to trash their notes because Twilight ruins everything. EVERYTHING!
Also, I read the DM in Celestia's voice. What do other people have as her voice?
Also, I read the DM in Celestia's voice. What do other people have as her voice?
Considering the amount of notes he's had to take over the course of the series, Spike.
Either way, the DM is a male in my mind.
I seem to read the GM in Spud's voice ever since he started posting the Fallout games.
The visualization as Lauren Faust is starting to grow on me, but...
Male something-or-other, given how often Spike ends up being there to guide Twilight's plot along.
Male something-or-other, given how often Spike ends up being there to guide Twilight's plot along.
Twilight sort of looks like she's getting tired of the GM's constant desire to railroad everything. Potential future conflict?
I'm thinking the Prince is Twilight trying to get Rarity back in action (HEYO!). It is one of her stated goals.
Also, to introduce Prince Blue Blood and the Grand Galloping Gala.
....At the Gala!
Also, to introduce Prince Blue Blood and the Grand Galloping Gala.
....At the Gala!
Apple Jack in the first panel: http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/010/856/4fcdf2e118613355b500ba5d.jpg
Raxxon did, since he is a force of nature and not a man.
I wish I was your derivative, so I could lie tangent to your curves. How about we go home so you can see the exponential growth of my natural log. Trust me, my tardis really is bigger on the inside.
Very nerdy and well done.
It took me a moment to see what you were getting at. Though when I did, lol's were had.
It took me a moment to see what you were getting at. Though when I did, lol's were had.
A priceless comic from Order of the Stick:
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0418.html
http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0418.html
Speaking of Fallout is Dragons when Golden Crown ( I think that was her name correct me if I'm wrong) was introduced as the "Mafia Princess" did anyone else think of her as the "God Daughter"... XD sorry I just can't say "Goddaughter" with a straight face.
Anyway, you guessed it; another Fallout is Dragons!
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