Friendship is Dragons
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And Wednesday, and Thursday through Saturday...
Then on Sundays the Paladin gets their prayers back.
Then on Sundays the Paladin gets their prayers back.
It is similar to how I played Wizards with Staff of Defense in 4e. Most of the time my AC was higher than any tank class can get. So I tended to basically walk right in and tank for the group. Being a priority target is my goal.
Not to say I assume the FiD group is necessarily optimized, but (at least in 4E) if your enemies basically ever have a chance to chose who they get to focus on, then your controller/s and defender/s aren't doing their jobs.
To be fair, they started out kind of surrounded. Might take a turn or two to get the meat grinder oriented right.
If it's Tuesday, Dawn is probably in trouble again.
Also... Yeah... I've been in combat encounters where I was both spellcaster and priority target BEFORE the surprise round ended and I could cast a spell.
Sadly, and funnily enough, this was 3.5 and there was a scythe crit. I didn't contribute much to that fight. ;P
Also... Yeah... I've been in combat encounters where I was both spellcaster and priority target BEFORE the surprise round ended and I could cast a spell.
Sadly, and funnily enough, this was 3.5 and there was a scythe crit. I didn't contribute much to that fight. ;P
To you minions when I causes all sort of effects in the battlefield it was the most important moment of the turn but for me, it was Tuesday.
Be glad your game mechanics aren't based off of RuneQuest.
No roll for initiative, as strike order was based upon one of the player stats (been too many years for me to remember) -- though we did tend to modify the actual rules a bit; rather than having lowest stat (fastest response) announce and act first, we considered having the highest stat (slowest response) announce intent first. This allowed the faster reactions to adjust for what they "saw" the others were doing.
THEN came the dice rolling... lots of dice rolling, and table consultations... %ile for attack success, %ile for defence (parry/dodge) success, D12 for hit location, D<whatevers> for damage. Tables if either %ile was in the fumble range.
Yes, it was possible for one to successfully parry a fumbled attack! In which case the attacking weapon would take damage. It was also possible to do maximum damage to an already damaged arm or leg, or fail to get through the armor...
No roll for initiative, as strike order was based upon one of the player stats (been too many years for me to remember) -- though we did tend to modify the actual rules a bit; rather than having lowest stat (fastest response) announce and act first, we considered having the highest stat (slowest response) announce intent first. This allowed the faster reactions to adjust for what they "saw" the others were doing.
THEN came the dice rolling... lots of dice rolling, and table consultations... %ile for attack success, %ile for defence (parry/dodge) success, D12 for hit location, D<whatevers> for damage. Tables if either %ile was in the fumble range.
Yes, it was possible for one to successfully parry a fumbled attack! In which case the attacking weapon would take damage. It was also possible to do maximum damage to an already damaged arm or leg, or fail to get through the armor...
The most ridiculous resolution system I've ever seen is FASA's Doctor Who RPG, which features a massive table that adjudicates EVERY SINGLE ACTION YOU TAKE. It's pretty much impossible to memorize, so everyone has to have their own copy in front of them.
Personally, I don't like games to overly resemble math homework.
Personally, I don't like games to overly resemble math homework.
Personally, I like math homework. I may have to check out that RPG. :P
Okay, the Dr. Who is ridiculous.
But I did much prefer RuneQuest's "reality" (the fumble table supposedly incorporated things that actually occurred in SCA melee fights) over the AD&D concept (in which putting on enough armor to make one sluggish made one harder to hit -- but if hit one took full damage; RQ armor reduced damage, but didn't really make one harder to hit).
But I did much prefer RuneQuest's "reality" (the fumble table supposedly incorporated things that actually occurred in SCA melee fights) over the AD&D concept (in which putting on enough armor to make one sluggish made one harder to hit -- but if hit one took full damage; RQ armor reduced damage, but didn't really make one harder to hit).
I wonder... in 'Too Many Pinkie Pies,' was that the reason they were all so dumb? One Pinkie Pie averaged over a few dozen bodies? And then as the amount of territory it was spread over became lessened, the ones who were left became more and more like the real Pinkie until the only one who didn't show up for the test got all of the remainder?
Like, if the mirror pool made a copy of me, it'd be doubting itself all the time but also constantly starting and giving up on new creative bucket-list projects at a psychotic pace. But I'm more than that. Mostly.
I took it to also have a lot to do with the intent of the pony being duplicated. Which is why the first one(s) created by Pinkie herself are pretty similar to Pinkie herself, albeit more absentminded and seemingly created without all of her knowledge and memories (as seen by her having to be told who Pinkie's friends are), as Pinkie's intent was to be able to spend time with two of her friends at once.
Whereas when the clones start making clones of themselves their intents are more and more single-minded resulting in increasingly degraded and as you say Spud, Flanderized versions of Pinkie.
Whereas when the clones start making clones of themselves their intents are more and more single-minded resulting in increasingly degraded and as you say Spud, Flanderized versions of Pinkie.
Mine would be nothing but irritation at the universe, and nonstop hunger.
So either Haagenti from In Nomine, or a Guinea Pig.
(Note to self: get a guinea pig named Haagenti)
So either Haagenti from In Nomine, or a Guinea Pig.
(Note to self: get a guinea pig named Haagenti)
Sadly, recently our party lost the Paladin and the Cleric both during the two end battles for our episode, in that order. The paladin kind of had it coming, this guy was playing him as stubborn, borderline evil, had no sense of tactics and had already lost his paladin powers once (He got them back by cutting off his own ear as penance. Squick.) He refused to back down and let a troll finish off a miniboss for us. He became the target of both of them as a result, and went down to a massive crit.
The cleric could have been entirely avoided, sadly. However the player using him was not very well versed in good cleric-ing and never memorized any utility spells like Sanctuary, Protection from Evil, or the like. Just healing. 100% healing in every spell slot with the exception of cause fear and darkness, which he never used. He also had an amulet of false life, intended to be used at the start of any given battle. Which he never used. :|
Suffice to say he became a priority target like Fluttershy did here (See? My rambling is connected to this somehow! xD) and with no way to keep himself safe while he was healing our fighters, he got cut down to -- of course -- a massive 36 damage crit when he had 7 hp and lost the initiative roll to the villain.
The moral of the story: Being a 5 foot step away from the boss as a healer is an extremely bad idea unless you're invisible or have sanctuary, or some other form of immunity from being the target of an attack.
The cleric could have been entirely avoided, sadly. However the player using him was not very well versed in good cleric-ing and never memorized any utility spells like Sanctuary, Protection from Evil, or the like. Just healing. 100% healing in every spell slot with the exception of cause fear and darkness, which he never used. He also had an amulet of false life, intended to be used at the start of any given battle. Which he never used. :|
Suffice to say he became a priority target like Fluttershy did here (See? My rambling is connected to this somehow! xD) and with no way to keep himself safe while he was healing our fighters, he got cut down to -- of course -- a massive 36 damage crit when he had 7 hp and lost the initiative roll to the villain.
The moral of the story: Being a 5 foot step away from the boss as a healer is an extremely bad idea unless you're invisible or have sanctuary, or some other form of immunity from being the target of an attack.
Also Cure Light heals 1d8+Caster level points; if your opponent is using longswords or less, your healing is entirely on par with damage per dice dealt. NOT literally "less than the minimum damage of 1 attack".
Couple things to keep in mind for this fight sequence going forward:
1) I've omitted the <roll> effects and the values of many dice to keep the pace up. What matters is hits, misses, and high or low damage.
2) Time in D&D combat is a little wonky - it's assumed everyone's actions overlap during the round, but turns are taken sequentially. So you might see some little rewinds here and there as other players' actions repeat their consequences in the background. Hard to avoid when you're portraying the table side of combat semi-realistically, though I think it makes for an interesting portrayal of what it's like inside the game. <shrug>
Got more Dusk City Outlaws/Tales of New Dunhaven today, too.
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